10 puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

[voice post]

Right, so my computer's still broken from that last curse. 'kinell was I meant to know that stomping on the keyboard and smashing a bottle into the screen would break it? Bugger all this technology, you can't trust a bit of it. For now I'm using [crackle] this thing to post instead

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[venomouselle]

You're a fucking humanitarian.

You're actually considering this, you bitch. Okay. Say I fuck John. Then what?

He hasn't been gone that long. He might come back. Psh.

Might. A million things might happen.

[lullabyoflondon]

Far be it from me to take advantage of the unwilling or the unsure, love. Best you think it out first, yeah?

...But I do know Tantra.

[venomouselle]

A bleeding heart for the public, sounds so soft of you.

Is he going to come back? I'd be fried. Doubly. Lack of faith and a sleep around.

[lullabyoflondon]

He doesn't have to know, darlin', now does he?

[venomouselle]

Lying is not a good idea.

Matter of a bullet to the head now or later if he's coming back.

[lullabyoflondon]

Your man'd do that to you? For fulfilling your natural urges? Doesn't seem quite fair.

[venomouselle]

Natural urges and personal commitments hardly agree with one another, John.

I naturally am urged to look out for my neck. Works usually when I'm not left for wanting.

Well. Shit. This was a terrible idea.

I wonder if kick boxing is on today.

[lullabyoflondon]

Oh, does violence satisfy your urges, then?

[venomouselle]

An urge. Yes. You could say that.

Good stuff in the bedroom.

[lullabyoflondon]

Oh, got a taste for the kinky, do you?

[venomouselle]

We're not talking about sex. You said violence.

Is it really kink? I've always thought of it as something like the next natural step. Violence would entail that there's injury. I'm not going to let any one ti---

Something else. Something else.

[lullabyoflondon]

What makes you think I'm not always talking about sex?

...I see you're at least trying to fight this curse. Good job.

[venomouselle]

You talk like a man who doesn't contemplate the fate of his balls.

Even then he wouldn't learn. Like talking to a fucking brick wall.

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

[lullabyoflondon]

You have got a point, love. Maybe it's best I don't play my usual games when the stakes are so high, eh?

[venomouselle]

There. Much better.

I don't think you'd be a complete man without your second brain.

[lullabyoflondon]

Hah! Definitely less useful to the ladies, at least.