10 puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

[voice post]

Right, so my computer's still broken from that last curse. 'kinell was I meant to know that stomping on the keyboard and smashing a bottle into the screen would break it? Bugger all this technology, you can't trust a bit of it. For now I'm using [crackle] this thing to post instead

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[eiremagic]

I'm not on the fucking rag, you raging idiot.

You're soliciting sex now?

[lullabyoflondon]

Didn't think so. If that was really what was going on, I'd be dead already.

'Now'?

[eiremagic]

Don't you use your bleeding eyes?

[lullabyoflondon]

All the time, love!

[eiremagic]

Yeah, and what the fuck do you see now?

How about the fact that I'm no bibe, I'm no bean-flicker, and I'd like to go fucking at it, eh?

Fuck, there's no point of giving out when I'm gumming for it.

[lullabyoflondon]

But I actually like you.

Maybe you ought to sleep on that one, eh?

There's taking advantage and then there's taking advantage.

[eiremagic]

...sleep on it?

Shite, cut the fucking bollox, Constantine. Just say you think I'm too fucking young.

[lullabyoflondon]

Right, of course, that's it. But you'll be old enough tomorrow. Makes perfect sense.

[eiremagic]

Don't be fucking daft.

You'll figure out another excuse tomorrow.

[lullabyoflondon]

Too true, love, too true. I'm brilliant at excuses.

How about this one? I have magical clap. It'll only be transmitted to another magician.

[eiremagic]

Should I experiment on your blood and try and find out if you're lying to me?

[lullabyoflondon]

Only if you want to give yourself more nightmares.

[eiremagic]

You don't know shite about my nightmares, so shut up about them. You don't fucking know what it looked like to see the bodies exploding like fucking popcorn during the firebombings, you don't know what me brother's face looked like when he miscalculated and his blood ate him alive, and you fucking sure as hell don't know what me bleeding ma's face looked like when they told her he drowned in a well at twelve.

Shite!

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[lullabyoflondon]

 

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[lullabyoflondon]

I--

[lullabyoflondon]

Eden...