I'm sitting on my lazy boy, minding my own business, when two flies land on my stomach. They lock hundreds of eyes across my belly button. A giant hand is swatting at them and the dance floor wriggles in disgust, but they don't notice anyone but each other. They buzz buzz buzz across my stomach and SheFly gives the invitation. HeFly wastes no ( Read more... )

Now, I only wonder how many of you are still out there. Hello hello!
How is the livejournal world? I see it's picked up some crazy things from facebook. How obnoxious. But that's how it all works i guess. Maybe I'll send you a virtual gift if you comment me lol.

i found a good man ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
100%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
95%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
80%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
75%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
75%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
75%
Inara Serra (Companion)
65%
River (Stowaway)
60%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
50%
Alliance
45%
Wash (Ship Pilot) ( Read more... )

My head. It doesn't work. 1 pill, 1 pill, 2 pill, 4. Skip jump brain dump. Conscience comatose.

Oh, come on.
If you say, "I told you so" I will slap you.
I MIGHT be falling for him.
But then again, it may just be indigestion. :-/

I realized ( Read more... )

I'm doing it again. I'm sorry friends, I really don't mean to. I tell myself it's annual, but i've never really checked... it could be more frequent. I hope it isn't. But it's that time for me to disappear ( Read more... )

Finally things are beginning to make some sense around here!

I officially hate boys at the moment. Wait, it doesn't stop there. I hate them of all ages. My most recent offender ( Read more... )