And then she smacked the monkey

[neoslaying]

Who: Melaka, her monkey, and anyone else in C7 (particularly Floor 3) who wants to be a part of this (OPEN LOG)
What: Gates making a lot of noise and probably some chaos
When: Tomorrow (the 15th)
Where: Mostly Floor 3 of Community Building 7
Summary: Gates is a monkey. A demon monkey. They make noise
Rating: Monkeylicious

Comments

[chronica]

[Homura is on her way downstairs when she hears the sounds of the monkey coming from the 3rd floor. UM...

Okay yeah she's definitely going toward the noise to investigate. Probably regret it later, but she never heard any sound like that before. It isn't like it'll jump on her or anything, right...

Right?!]

[neoslaying]

Gates- your rutting-!

[Said the girl as she was going to grab for the demon. But then the four-armed monkey... leaps onto the head of the girl who is coming to investigate. Mel blinks. Wow, that's awkward]

1/2

[chronica]

[And this is the part where her mind suddenly stops making any cohesive thought.

Because what just happened?]

[chronica]

[--Okay don't panic. There is a monkey on your head, presumably what was making all the noise, and you need to get it off. You can't use your guns because it might kill the creature (and yourself for that matter) and time stop magic won't work because it's physically on you.

Homura doesn't really say anything after the initial rebound, but boldly moves her arms up to her head and tries to grab at the monkey herself.]

[de_bel_survivor]

[What the hell is that racket?

He's highly tempted to stay inside and hopes it go away, but Kouki still get up and leave his apartment.

So it's not on this floor, since it sounds like it's from...upstairs?]

[neoslaying]

[It is coming from upstairs. And there's the sound of a monkey being punched into the wall as she deals with Gates making a loud shriek and trying to leap towards something else in the kitchen ... a blender?]

[de_bel_survivor]

What's going on!?

[neoslaying]

Dealing with my monkey!

[She said as she tried to pin the thing. Which is hard because it has two more arms than her]

[shadedsunlight]

[Ginia is getting ready to leave her apartment for a run when she hears screeching that's downright demonic. Fitting considering it comes from a demonic monkey, but it's still reason for concern. Her knife comes out of her sheath as she carefully opens the door to her apartment and peeks out.]

[neoslaying]

[And she peaks out to see Melaka fending off a collection of plates and bowls being thrown at her. It turns out the thing having four arms gives him a lot of throwing power. Ugh stupid monkey]

[shadedsunlight]

[Definitely not something you see every morning. Ginia comes out of her room, deflecting a plate with her knife as one comes spinning in her direction. She looks over at the other woman, then back on the demonic monkey, not sure if it's something that should be otherwise taken care of or brought down to a calmer state.

Either way, the kitchen is going to need a new set of plates when this is all done.]

[neoslaying]

[It totally will. and after he last deflected plate, Mel turns to the woman and sighs a bit to herself] He's mine, I got it.

[and she catches this last plate before throwing it right back, hitting Gates in the chest. The monkey doubles over from the force of the impact]

[consultmybooks]

[Giles' first instinct, as he's coming down to the third floor kitchen, is that someone's being kidnapped or a fight is going on. Naturally, he goes to investigate.

Just in time for Gates to go scrambling over his head on its way onto a handy counter top. Needless to say, the former Watcher is decidedly wigged.]

What on...?!

[neoslaying]

[At this point Melaka is just glaring at the monkey because she almost calmed it down and then it acted up again. The monkey, as it is, is picking up forks in each of it's four arms]

Gates.

[consultmybooks]

...Gates?!

[...he has not yet had enough tea for this.]

...m-mutated spider monkey?!

[Cautious step back from the little monster.]

[neoslaying]

Demon, actually.

[Melaka said without breaking eye contact with said demon]

[magicwarding]

[With freshly baked sweets in hand, Roji is just about to knock on Melaka's door to offer her a "welcome to Community Housing 7" present.

But he's greeted by a rampaging monkey instead.]

Wha--?!

[neoslaying]

[The monkey tackles him - or well, jumps on his head, gripping it with the upper two arms as the lower two go to get some of the sweets which it starts to stuff in its mouth. Mel is sort of mortified, actually]

Jesu.

[magicwarding]

[Roji is equally mortified.

Or perhaps even more mortified. So mortified that he can't find words to match his emotions. He's also confused.

So he simply stares at Melaka, silently asking her what the hell is going on.]

[neoslaying]

[And...

Well.

She rips off the monkey off him to begin with. Unfortunately, monkeys fight dirty and took a strong grip on parts of the man in front of her. That's. Awkward]