And then she smacked the monkey

[neoslaying]

Who: Melaka, her monkey, and anyone else in C7 (particularly Floor 3) who wants to be a part of this (OPEN LOG)
What: Gates making a lot of noise and probably some chaos
When: Tomorrow (the 15th)
Where: Mostly Floor 3 of Community Building 7
Summary: Gates is a monkey. A demon monkey. They make noise
Rating: Monkeylicious

Comments

[folkloristic]

[ Helios knows demonic screeching and it is, indeed, demonic. It's a bit...surprising to hear it come up the stairwell after a run to the store. He is going to pass by the kitchen when he sees it. Just...have a staring headmaster because he's never quite seen something like that before. ]

[neoslaying]

[Well Helios I hope you're not too dazed by the sight of it because you might want to think fast. Mel yells-]

Don't be slack, duck!

[Just in time for Gates to throw three eggs (not four, he only had three in three hands, not fully armed) at Helios]

[folkloristic]

[ Oh no he's not, thankfully. A face full of egg would have probably hurt. Either way he does manage to duck a resounding surprised 'Ah!' escaping his lips. Oh dear demonic monkey troubles. He's never encountered something like this before. ] Where is the-the world did it come from? Is it another experiment?

[ Helios definitely doesn't want to hurt it, at all. Actually he's up against the wall outside the kitchen, egg shells splattered on the wall across from the kitchen's opening. ]

[neoslaying]

<[Before answering she actually throws a toaster at the head of the monkey. Gates, who was busy being agitated none of those eggs hit Helios, actually takes it in the head and is dazed a moment. Only a brief moment though, because it takes that bit to "retreat" to climbing the cabinets. Mel curses under her breath before turning to Helios-]

He's my flatmate back home.

[sinceritytear]

[Well that doesn't sound normal. And even though she's three floors down, sound travels in open spaces, especially when there's nothing to replace it with, like a radio or a tv.

She had only just woken up to begin her morning routine and to try to find something to do, but again. Distracting noises. And it's only worse when she opens the door. A shopping day, definitely. Ugh, but what if that noise was going on still when she got back? Time to nip this in the bud.

So there's an annoyed looking ten year old with her hands on her hips stomping up the steps.]

What is all of that racket?!

[neoslaying]

[Well, to begin with, there is a blender being thrown out into the hall. And then the sound of a strong young woman taking hold of two of the four arms of a monkey who is now resisting being restrained. Thus, there are loud sounds the monkey is making.

A bit awkward all around]

[sinceritytear]

[Awkward, yes. Mimi isn't even sure what to make of that development.

At least she manages to dodge the blender, but seriously?]

.... Um.

[neoslaying]

I'll get 'em down, trust me!

[Oh dammit! Okay, pulling on his arms, almost got him...]