The Pen Is Mighty

[lozenger8]

Title: The Pen Is Mighty
(AKA, Five Times Sam Got Off On [Mostly] Inanimate Objects.)
Fandom: Life on Mars
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,226 words.
Notes: This is really, really smutty and slightly cracky. Sam/Stationery & Sam/Furniture, plus unrequited Sam/Gene and Gene/Annie. There are sexual acts in here that are not advocated. And an "IT Crowd"

Comments

[meli_64]

LOL! These are hilariously inventive. And yay for Sam/Mobile! Probably the best ship of the bunch (Because it's true).

[lozenger8]

Sam/Mobile is OTP. :D

Thank you!

[skywise012000]

*sporfle*

"Mobile"

*sporfles again*

[lozenger8]

Bwaaahahaha.

Thanks :D

[ladyhawke2]

*heehee* They are all good but No.4 is just brilliant! Thank you for cheering up my morning. And ensuring that I won't be able to look at the contents of my desk drawer on Monday... :)

[lozenger8]

Thanks :D

[fawsley]

Heh heh! All of these are brilliant and I adore seeing where Sam/mobile all began (thanks Tony!) but being someone who shares a similar fetish I have to say that number 4 is my favourite.
*strokes precious notebook collection, straightens Stationery Village*

[lozenger8]

I don't have that fetish, but I do love shopping for stationery. It's one of the perks of being a teacher, too.

Thank you!

[dakfinv]

I didn't know Culf had actually requested this for me until she had already posted it, and it was too late. Now I'm glad she did. Thank you for the crack smut!

[lozenger8]

You know, I'd guessed that was the case, so I made sure it was obvious culf was culpable ;)

Thank you for the comment :D

[culf]

She's lying! I checked it with her before I posted, and she spent the rest of the day shipping Sam with trees and firefighter-poles!

[lozenger8]

Well, Dak got staples instead. :p

HAHAHAHAHA.