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lozenger8

The Pen Is Mighty

May 17, 2008 15:21

Title: The Pen Is Mighty
(AKA, Five Times Sam Got Off On [Mostly] Inanimate Objects.)
Fandom: Life on Mars
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,226 words.
Notes: This is really, really smutty and slightly cracky. Sam/Stationery & Sam/Furniture, plus unrequited Sam/Gene and Gene/Annie. There are sexual acts in here that are not advocated. And an "IT Crowd" ( Read more... )

het, humour, rated nc-17, slash, writing, short, life on mars

Comments 39

angeweeks May 17 2008, 11:29:18 UTC

You FTW!!!! These are awesome...got to say the last one is my favourite, but they're all sporfle-inducing and really rather hot...

*fans herself*

lozenger8 May 17 2008, 11:36:55 UTC

:D hahahaha. Thank you.

Oh, Sam.

severinne May 17 2008, 13:14:33 UTC

ROFL. Ohh, god, I love Sam so much. And you for writing this! #4 made me spew coffee and laugh so hard I'm almost crying here, but we all know Sam/Mobile is where it's at. And frankly, his collection of dildos (stored in order of size and vibrating function) just had me nodding sagely in agreement, lol.

Great start to what's likely to be a shit day at work, so thank you!

lozenger8 May 17 2008, 23:01:39 UTC

Sam knows when to put his organisational skills (and organ, hur hur) to good use ;)

Thank you!

aphyde May 17 2008, 18:45:55 UTC

My cubemate has one of those novelty pencils. Only it's 3" in diameter.

*sweats*

*tries not to look*

lozenger8 May 17 2008, 23:02:30 UTC

Oh my God.

Do you remember the "not advocating sexual acts" part? I hope you do!

;) Thanks.

aphyde May 19 2008, 06:44:09 UTC

Urk. You'd have to advocate pretty aggressively for that one.

Your stories are sweetly convincing, though.

*takes a toothbrush to her brain*

saintvic May 17 2008, 20:45:19 UTC

Oh brilliant. Thank you for these. All funny and all hot. I think my favourite was number 4. I thought this section combing the stationary order and Sam's actions was hilarious:

52 HB pencils. Oh, yeah.
Pencil sharpeners. He really needed to pump harder.
5 new staplers, differing in size. Damn, this was good.
Masking tape. Shit, he was on the edge.
A holepunch. YES! He was spent.

lozenger8 May 17 2008, 23:03:16 UTC

Everyone loves number four :D You're all as twisted as I am! (That's such a delight!)

Thank you.

culf May 18 2008, 07:16:31 UTC

The fifth one shouldn't be that hot, but it is! It really, really is!
And they're all really funny.

lozenger8 May 18 2008, 07:17:51 UTC

Sam/Mobile was the original OTP, after all. ;)

Thanks :D

(Either you or Dak, or you and Dak combined are evil. You realise that, don't you?)

culf May 18 2008, 07:26:12 UTC

If you only knew how many times the words "I'm a bad person, aren't I?" or "You're evil! You're utterly, utterly evil!" were uttered when she was in Norway.