Month long meme: Day 001 ⇒ Your Favorite Song (John Mellencamp, "Jack & Diane")

[low_as_youcango]

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I don't care what anyone says, this is one of the best fucking songs of all time.

Comments

[hank_callahan]

Like hell I'll STFU! You officially just became hilarious, you dopey fucker.

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[hank_callahan]

Baby, if I don't get laid I'm gonna die. I will listen to fucking Debbie Gibson if you come over here right now and fuck me.

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[scaredtobreak]

Babe, you're not gonna die.

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[hank_callahan]

Yes, I am, and doing the job myself ain't enough. I just...I need you, I'm serious. Come over.

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[scaredtobreak]

Doing it yourself? What did you do? Did you take Viagra or something?

I have to meet up with my grandfather and then I'll come over, okay?

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[hank_callahan]

No, I've just...been restless.

I'll be waiting. Seriously. I could be a really big distraction if I start talkin' about the things I want to do to you...

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[scaredtobreak]

Does restless begin to even cover it?

I can just about imagine. I have a great imagination, remember?

[low_as_youcango]

Yep, that's me. I'm a goddamned trained monkey, minus the training.

[hank_callahan]

Just...Mellencamp? Seriously? Couldn't have been someone else dopey and actually cool, like James Taylor or Clapton with the big hair in Cream?!

[low_as_youcango]

MELLENCAMP IS AWESOME.