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Month long meme: Day 001 ⇒ Your Favorite Song (John Mellencamp, "Jack & Diane")

Aug 10, 2010 10:25

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I don't care what anyone says, this is one of the best fucking songs of all time.

meme thing, mellencamp is awesome, stfu hank

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hank_callahan August 10 2010, 19:24:47 UTC

Like hell I'll STFU! You officially just became hilarious, you dopey fucker.

[locked] hank_callahan August 11 2010, 02:27:30 UTC

I hit a nerve, Low?

Re: [locked] low_as_youcango August 11 2010, 02:34:12 UTC

No.

Maybe.

What do you care?

Re: [locked] hank_callahan August 11 2010, 02:48:01 UTC

You're Joe's homeboy. That makes you family.

So fucking spill.

Re: [locked] low_as_youcango August 11 2010, 03:02:20 UTC

...Fine.

That's all I am. A trained monkey.

...And a whore, but I made peace with that.

Re: [locked] hank_callahan August 11 2010, 03:17:29 UTC

Fuck you in the asshole with a big rubber dick. Did you miss the part where you're Joe's best friend? That makes. You. Family. Certain people on this planet can't breathe without you.

Who do I gotta kill? Who made you feel like this?

Re: [locked] low_as_youcango August 11 2010, 03:20:13 UTC

Nobody, I don't guess. Just...me. Being me.

You say I'm family and shit but at the end of the day I'm no good to anybody.

Re: [locked] hank_callahan August 11 2010, 03:25:03 UTC

If you think that, you're a fucking moron. You helped Joe when I fucked him over, and you helped me when I needed it. I know, you think we're all insane, but you see things, Low. You're good to everyone, you just do it so automatically you don't fucking realize it.

I take family really fucking serious. You're one of the only people I can trust, and I know you don't realize it? But that's everything in my world. Now stop gettin' down on yourself or I'm gonna tell Joe and he'll make you hug.

Re: [locked] low_as_youcango August 11 2010, 03:36:16 UTC

...Hold me, Hankeritta.

Re: [locked] hank_callahan August 11 2010, 17:09:07 UTC

Yeah, yeah, c'mere and lemme clasp you to my bosom or some shit. Go make Harper hold ya. Better yet, wait 'till she wants a drink and make her hold ya. Then fuck ya...I mean it, she's drinking way too much. I'm worried about her.

Re: [locked] low_as_youcango August 11 2010, 17:10:43 UTC

Oh come on, she doesn't drink anymore than I do and she holds it like a damn pro. I don't think I've ever actually seen her drunk.

Re: [locked] hank_callahan August 11 2010, 17:21:01 UTC

Low...I gotta ask you two questions, and a lot rides on your answers, so answer me honestly, and don't stop to think about what I'm saying. Just trust me.

Question one: If I tell you something, do you trust me enough to just believe me, even if it's fucking insane?

And question two: you care about Harper, for real? Not love or nothin', but do you have her back? For serious?

Re: [locked] low_as_youcango August 11 2010, 23:49:38 UTC

...Okay, well, to one...maybe? And to two, sure, course I do. She's an awesome girl. I'm not a total prick, you know.

scaredtobreak August 10 2010, 20:24:06 UTC

You know, I never noticed how deprived you are...

[locked from LOWELL'S PERVY EYES] hank_callahan August 10 2010, 20:30:50 UTC

Yeah, I'm fucking deprived, all right. Come over and show me what I'm missing.

Re: [locked from LOWELL'S PERVY EYES] scaredtobreak August 10 2010, 20:34:42 UTC

I don't know, I'm awfully busy listening to the awesome eighties music I have. :p

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