DAY 001 ⇒ YOUR FAVORITE SONGDAY 002 ⇒ YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE ( Read more... )

So, ladies, this weekend's gonna be my baby's birthday celebration. I've been telling him for ages I'd do something filthy for his natal day. I've officially settled on getting drunk and making out with someone hot and female ( Read more... )

Hey, Tight End! Wanna go somewhere undisclosed and ubersexy for your birthday? It's on my bitch's dime.

...the Harper bitch, not Claire. But dude, she can fully chip in if she's game, yo.

You Are Giving Sexy


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Crank it, rock it...have a nice day.

Motherfuckers better start fucking explaining now that I'm fed and awake and cuddled up to my man.

What the fuck did I miss?

What Would You Do if ( Read more... )

I don't wanna hear a single 'I told you so.' I have enough people pissed off at me, looking down at me, or riding my ass to deal with anyone that wants to lord this over my fucking head. Plus I can't get laid enough to save my life and I think I'm gonna die.Anyway...I'm coming out of retirement. I have no choice. Aunt Val does good work, but one ( Read more... )

The first time, Hank blamed it on alcohol, freaked after a kiss turned into something more. Like the wick of a candle catching, her body caught fire and the world went mad as she locked around Harper and came in her lap, threw Harper against the wall and made her come before it all got to be too much and she asked Harper to leave ( Read more... )

( F.U`s cover of Decode )