[private to faith and harper]

[hank_callahan]

So, ladies, this weekend's gonna be my baby's birthday celebration. I've been telling him for ages I'd do something filthy for his natal day. I've officially settled on getting drunk and making out with someone hot and female.

But you know boys, so Lowballs has declared that no Bro Code violations are in order if all three of us get shitfaced and neck. How 'bout it?