Eleventh Glorious Proclamation by the Beauteous Prince Known as Femio

[love_sinful_me]

OH HO HO~!!

Some very kind although underwhelming in the face of my UNMATCHED AND UNPARALLELED magnificence Ministry Monsieurs arrived at my estate last week to ask an assortment of perfectly random questions!!

IT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!

CLEARLY THE MINISTRY IS PREPARING ME FOR THE TREMENDOUS And exceedingly fitting OCCUPATION OF MINISTER OF MAGIC~!

Comments

[b_abyshark]

Mr. Clucky has a new friend now!

[love_sinful_me]

Who is this...Monsieur Clucky?

[b_abyshark]

Mr. Clucky Good Times the third is my pet chick.

[h_alcyon]

Wow...

[love_sinful_me]

Are you impressed with your present, tangerine haired blossom of the sun~?

[our_beloved]

...Revolting...

[love_sinful_me]

You need not be so hard on yourself, monsieur! After all, it is NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE to be as PERFECT AS I~!

[our_beloved]

I was referring to the doves. I was referring to the handwriting.

I was referring to you.

YOU are revolting. Perfect? Nonsense.

You don't know what perfect is.

[love_sinful_me]

So many bitter gentlemen attempting to deny my beauty and perfection~! MAIS! This is as yet my fault for being so SINFULLY BEAUTIFUL~

[whosyour_rikku]

What'll be your first order of business once you're Minister of Magic?

[love_sinful_me]

I shall fill the ministry with mirrors to CAPTURE MY VISAGE at every possible angle~!

[whosyour_rikku]

*Is gonna totally play his game for the fun of it* Oh, oh! Then you should hire two assistants! One'll hold a mirror in front of you, and the other'll hold one behind you- so that it looks like you're being followed by an army of Femios~ In both directions~!

[love_sinful_me]

Ahh!! Such a brilliant idea from one who shines like the sun~~♥

[g_othic]

Oh for Merlin sake.

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[love_sinful_me]

...!!!!

[love_sinful_me]

Has Merlin kept your gift from you, ROSE HAIRED GODDESS!?