[EXTREMELY LOUD AND HORRENDOUSLY BOOMING VOICE POST]

After suffering the SEVERE DISAPPOINTMENT OF BEING UNABLE TO ANNOUNCE FOR THE QUIDDITCH MATCH WITH THE TORRENT OF BEGUILING FEMALES...

It would seem that my ENCHANTING PERFECT FORM has transformed into that of colorful rainbow plumage!

This can only be DIVINE RETRIBUTION FROM HEAVEN ITSELF!! Is this ( Read more... )

OH HO HO~!!

Some very kind although underwhelming in the face of my UNMATCHED AND UNPARALLELED magnificence Ministry Monsieurs arrived at my estate last week to ask an assortment of perfectly random questions!!

IT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!

CLEARLY THE MINISTRY IS PREPARING ME FOR THE TREMENDOUS And exceedingly fitting OCCUPATION OF MINISTER OF MAGIC~!

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Have...HAVE THE GODS THEMSELVES CONVERGED TO START A NEW YEAR IN HONOR OF MY GLORIOUS PRESENCE AT HOGWARTS?!