[EXTREMELY LOUD AND HORRENDOUSLY BOOMING VOICE POST]

After suffering the SEVERE DISAPPOINTMENT OF BEING UNABLE TO ANNOUNCE FOR THE QUIDDITCH MATCH WITH THE TORRENT OF BEGUILING FEMALES...

It would seem that my ENCHANTING PERFECT FORM has transformed into that of colorful rainbow plumage!

This can only be DIVINE RETRIBUTION FROM HEAVEN ITSELF!! Is this ( Read more... )

VHET IS ZEE-A MEOONEENG OOFF ZEEES?! Bork, bork, bork!

My perffect furm seems tu be-a cunffined tu speekeeng tu beezerre-a und unbeffitteeng petterns! Bork, bork, bork!

OOH VUE-A.

Im I noo uneble-a tu speek tu zee-a derleeng flooers vit a fuice-a zeet sooits zeeoor beooty, hurty flurty schnipp schnipp?! Bork, bork, bork!

[ooc: Technically after ( Read more... )

SACRE BLEU!!

My PERFECT AND FLAWLESS self was merely sampling of some legumes when I was transfigured into this less than desirable form!

...COULD THIS BE PUNISHMENT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES FOR SKEWING THE QUIDDITCH MATCH IN THE GRYFFYDOR HOUSE'S FAVOR WITH MY GLOOOOORIOUS AND ENCHANTING VOICE~?! ♪♫

Such a travesty...I can only atone...in ONE ( Read more... )

So many lovely young maidens have come out to enjoy the festivities, wearing stunning garments from across the globe~♥

THUS~!!

Such INNOCENT FLOWERS OF TRUTH AND BEAUTY deserve blooms to fit them!

And of course, only one who is qualified to be a true prince such as I can fill this lack!

AH! MADEMOISELLE LILIE~~!! A special flower is waiting for ( Read more... )