Twelfth Glorious Proclamation by the Glorious Fwooper Known as Femio
[EXTREMELY LOUD AND HORRENDOUSLY BOOMING VOICE POST]
After suffering the SEVERE DISAPPOINTMENT OF BEING UNABLE TO ANNOUNCE FOR THE QUIDDITCH MATCH WITH THE TORRENT OF BEGUILING FEMALES...
It would seem that my ENCHANTING PERFECT FORM has transformed into that of colorful rainbow plumage!
This can only be DIVINE RETRIBUTION FROM HEAVEN ITSELF!! Is this continuous punishment for possessing godlike beauty second to none?! To be cursed in the form of a mere bird?!
YET. Suffering such as this cannot compare to the many innocent maidens pining away for my affection...! They turn away, abhorring their ONE wish to fill their eyes with my visage, all the while knowing of the truth! Lilies of pure hearts who CANNOT HELP BUT DESIRE ME WITH EVERY FIBER OF THEIR BEING!!! S-such a sinner I am...!!
[ooc: Lawl, Femio is a Fwooper, which fits him too damn well. Also, the song of the fwooper drives people insane without a silencing charm, which Femio CLEARLY doesn't have, so...feel free to go crazy because of this. XD But just loony, I don't want no bloodbaths. 8|]
After suffering the SEVERE DISAPPOINTMENT OF BEING UNABLE TO ANNOUNCE FOR THE QUIDDITCH MATCH WITH THE TORRENT OF BEGUILING FEMALES...
It would seem that my ENCHANTING PERFECT FORM has transformed into that of colorful rainbow plumage!
This can only be DIVINE RETRIBUTION FROM HEAVEN ITSELF!! Is this continuous punishment for possessing godlike beauty second to none?! To be cursed in the form of a mere bird?!
YET. Suffering such as this cannot compare to the many innocent maidens pining away for my affection...! They turn away, abhorring their ONE wish to fill their eyes with my visage, all the while knowing of the truth! Lilies of pure hearts who CANNOT HELP BUT DESIRE ME WITH EVERY FIBER OF THEIR BEING!!! S-such a sinner I am...!!
[ooc: Lawl, Femio is a Fwooper, which fits him too damn well. Also, the song of the fwooper drives people insane without a silencing charm, which Femio CLEARLY doesn't have, so...feel free to go crazy because of this. XD But just loony, I don't want no bloodbaths. 8|]