Eleventh Glorious Proclamation by the Beauteous Prince Known as Femio

[love_sinful_me]

OH HO HO~!!

Some very kind although underwhelming in the face of my UNMATCHED AND UNPARALLELED magnificence Ministry Monsieurs arrived at my estate last week to ask an assortment of perfectly random questions!!

IT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!

CLEARLY THE MINISTRY IS PREPARING ME FOR THE TREMENDOUS And exceedingly fitting OCCUPATION OF MINISTER OF MAGIC~!

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[jeitaken]

....................................What is this!?

[[I SAW WHAT YOU DID THAR. XDDDDDD<3]]

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[love_sinful_me]

I COULD CLEARLY SEE YOU WERE WOE-BEGOTTEN WITHOUT GUIDANCE FOR ENCHANTING GLORIOUS MAIDENS~!

[love_sinful_me]

Thus I have procured a small tome to assist you!

You needn't thank me, monsieur, such kindness to those less fortunate is only just~

[ooc: 8DDDDD ♥]

[jeitaken]

*snarls, killing intent coming out of him in WAVES* ..Nobody calls me "woe-begotten". I need none of your good fortune. *snort*

You have never read this, have you?

[audaciter]

....What the hell is this?

[love_sinful_me]

Enjoying the beauty of your present, mademoiselle~?

[audaciter]

I'm a guy, damnit!

[love_sinful_me]

...Pardon?

ooc

[love_sinful_me]

Femio is a special brand of idiot! =D Now enjoy your farting dove~

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[xth_skeith]

What the--

What the HELL are you talking about?

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[xth_skeith]

...............

...............

....You're too young to be taken into the Ministry of Magic.

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[love_sinful_me]

NON NON!

[love_sinful_me]

Envious gentlemen are so quick to dissent the INEVITABLE TRUTH, that only the most perfect being can be Minister!

[foolish_lord]

What a beautiful gift... huh? What's this?

... OH MY! It seems as though a cloud of shimmer ejects from the end of it. How lovely~

((ooc: It reminds him of his penis.))

[love_sinful_me]

Why yes! Only doves of DISTILLED PERFECTION can eject such a shimmer~

[ooc: LOOOOOL, ilu. XDDDD ♥]

[foolish_lord]

I beg to differ, Master Femio.

[love_sinful_me]

Non non! I am quite certain I am correct!