There will always be the mystery of how I never cease to wake up without a new bruise somewhere on my body. Yes, I flop around while I sleep to the point where I've bashed my face into a night table... but that doesn't help to explain why I get them when my bed is now placed in the middle of the room and there's no Morgan to kick (or be kicked by ( Read more... )

The last few days I've been able to smell the General Mills factory. Normally that doesn't bother me, but that's because it usually smells like delicious breakfast cereals and sugary sweetness. For some reason, though, it's been smelling like a gross mixture of dog food and cereal. To top it off, it's been extra warm (which I also don't usually ( Read more... )