So! I have realised that my perceptions of how hard normal people work are probably very skewed, and I am less of a slacker than I think I am. Thus I am applying SCIENCE! (well... sort of...) and have made a survey! It is short! It contains some comedy choices! It is SFW! I will be happy if you fill it in! :D ( Read more... )

Oh man. I just remembered the name of the book that I suspect of playing a large part in traumatising me into my bathroom/plumbing phobia. It's this one ( Read more... )

So, I've finally got around to making a separate journal for my scribblings. Mostly this is so I can find them later, also partly so that... er, people who aren't on LJ who want to look can do so? Hypothetical people anyhow. So yes. Here it is ( Read more... )

Note to self: Snacking instead of eating lunch, and drinking 1.5 litres of tea in one afternoon, leads to pain and nausea. Do not do this again. Do I have the sense I was born with, n/n

http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php/press-releases/619-depictions-of-female-orgasm-being-banned-by-classification-boardRead more... )

Why did I go and pick a subject where I'm expected to have opinions and shit? I don't care. I have nothing to say in this essay. I just want to go "Here is his argument, here is what people have said, I don't give a shit either way, just tell me what to argue and I'll do it." Bugger this "judgement" bollocks ( Read more... )

Fuck me, my hair is AWESOME. It is now hip-length. It is shiny and soft like a soft shiny thing. I fucking love it.

This post brought to you by my vanity and several months of babying and trying to grow said hair.

I will grow it to my knees

I should be in bed. Asleep.

Things I need to blog about so that I don't forget them: Christmas, new year, Germans are nutters, head state (good, fwiw), work, hair, random stuff I want to write but nobody really wants to read ( Read more... )

So, today is the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. We've got a piece of it in our sitting room, and somewhere there's a photo of Mum, Dad and me in a buggy next to the rubble. I'm glad I was alive for it, even if I was only a few weeks old and don't remember ( Read more... )

This song pleases my soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1P4_YCFtkQ

NSFW, swearing