Ok, people! It's a new year, let's get this paper out!  All of you who expressed interest in creating a current events newpaper for the non-drones of Mayfield, I want to hear from you! Let your stories be heard!

THE MAYFIELD GAZETTE
Edited by:Maes Hughes

Our top story, reports of people being driven out of their minds with insanity! This has led to ( Read more... )

Hi there, people of Mayfield! First off, I'd like to say, that today I woke up and saw my adorable daughter Elicia's smiling face, and it made me feel wonderful! Seriously! Her smile can make even the most downtrodden individual become filled with happiness and "d'awwww ( Read more... )

Time: November 4th.
Place: 501 Ricardo Street, Mr. and Ms. Smith's house.
Classic salesman clothes? Check.
Huge brown carpetbag? Check.
Various household "miracle cleaners"? Check.
Lots of tiny remote listening devices? He wasn't sure about how big of a range they had, but check. They had been tested, and Fullmetal did a good job with them.

Hughes took a ( Read more... )

...*yaaaaaawn* There's no military here, and the police force rejected my application ( Read more... )

Well! Glad that's over....

...so, I was told that after things like this. we get back stuff from our home worlds? Where would I go to get that?

[filtered to Roy Mustang]

We need to talk. Privately, if we can, in this town.

What? An outbreak?  When did this happen?  The government around here is terrible with information....

I don't really know about this...

That...that wasn't so... so baaa-

Ugh...stomach hurts...

*silence*

...pain...

Oh crap oh jeez oh shiii...

Girls? Girls?

[The most precious thing in the universe has decided to go out exploring without telling her dad, and her "sister" who Hughes had promised to look after as if it were really his own kid has gone out with her. He's oblivious to this, all he knows is that he's supposed to have two little girls in his care, ( Read more... )

 
What happened? I...that thing pretending to be her...it shot me, right? Am I...dead?

[He pinches himself. Still hurts.  All his clothes are different..and...he doesn't recognise half the people in the family photos around here...but...!!!]

*can be heard from all of Williams Street*

Eliciaaaaaaaaa!