Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.
[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes ( Read more... )
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes ( Read more... )
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i GUESS MY FIRST QUESTION WOULD BE, uHHHH,
hELLO, wHAT IS YOUR NAME, bECAUSE i AM tAVROS,
[Tavros introduces himself timidly to the prostitute, who is indeed LINDA AS SHUGO HAS FORETOLD.]
uHHH, eRIDAN,
wHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY ARE YOU, yOU KNOW,
dOING,
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i mean look at that tavv
she is goin to freeze to death in that
linda needs clothes
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nOW WON'T YOU FREEZE, uHHH, tO DEATH,
aLSO, uHHH, wHERE ARE THE CARETAKERS ANYWAY,
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alex and joseph and wwhoevver the hell you guys had
wwe shook them off at the party
remember tavv
wwe wwent to a party
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So LiKe
YoU'rE aT tHiS fOuNtAiN, rIgHt?
AnD tHeRe'S tHeSe TwO mOtHeRfUcKeRs JuSt StAnDiNg ThErE
aNd ThEy'Re LiKe
If YoU cAn AnSwEr A rIdDlE yOu CaN dRiNk FrOm ThIs FoUnTaIn
AnD yOu'Ll LiVe FoR mOtHeRfUcKiNg EvEr.
BuT iF yOu GeT iT wRoNg
ThEn YoU dIe.
WoUlD yOu TrY iT?
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stop pesterin linda
she aint gonna go to no fountain wwhere she can die
she needs clothes
not livvin for fuckin evver
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BeSiDeS, sHe CaN bOrRoW mY gReYs If ShE wAnTs.
ThOsE dUdS jUsT dOn'T rOlL wItH tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR.
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except kar
and maybe sol
they can roll wwith the gray
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there are no purrostitutes
at this address
purrostitutes!
h33
[you read it aloud. it sounds funny.]
so are we out of that pawful place
or what?
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i mean
the stalkers arent around anymore
in case you havvent fuckin noticed
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got it!
[So the kid with the purple hair and gills, the juggalo face-painted stoner, the furry larper, the girl in winged footie pajamas, the paraplegic, and the cranky one who exists in a perpetual state of screaming (Sollux too I guess) are supposed to keep on the lowdown. Sure. Okay.]
the humans are everywhere though!
how do you suppose we get away from them?
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maybe linda can help us
do you think shed help us
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[Perched up in a tree in human form.]
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i mean
wwe didnt really get out
wwe sort of wwere let out
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Cool. Want the weapons in case they try to get you back?
Also, after that, I'm going into the wind for a bit, eh.
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into the wwind?
wwell wwere kind of
on the run because
i just wwent and glubbed our location like the biggest brine sucker i am
GLUB
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ii2 that recordiing?
oh my god.
ERIIDAN YOU ARE 2O FUCKIING 2TUPIID!
2HUT IIT OFF!
2HUT IIT OFF 2HUT IIT OFF!!
[Sollux then punches Eridan in the face, grabs hold of his communicator-like device, and forces it off.]
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WWHAT THE FUCKIN GLUB WWAS THAT FOR SOL
THAT WWAS OUT OF THE SKY OF YOU
look if you wwanted to givve your shirt to linda you should havve said something
she needs shirts
[Kind of, having a nose bleed here.]
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oh my god.
we have two get out of here.
they're goiing two know where we are.
we are 2o fucked.
you ju2t fucked u2 all over and not even iin the way you'd liike.
oh my god.
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im sorry
i
i didnt fuckin mean anythin by this sol
honest to glub i didnt mean anythin
i just
in my drunken stupor i up and glubbed awway our location
glubbed glubbed glub
fuck
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