Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.

[lonelyglub]

[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]

hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes

Comments

Action\\ Tavros: Give that bitch a wwhale.

[confidencelegs]

uHHHHH, oKAY SO,
i GUESS MY FIRST QUESTION WOULD BE, uHHHH,
hELLO, wHAT IS YOUR NAME, bECAUSE i AM tAVROS,

[Tavros introduces himself timidly to the prostitute, who is indeed LINDA AS SHUGO HAS FORETOLD.]

uHHH, eRIDAN,
wHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY ARE YOU, yOU KNOW,
dOING,

Action - wwhales are too mainstream so i gavve her my shirt

[lonelyglub]

givvin her clothes to wwear
i mean look at that tavv
she is goin to freeze to death in that
linda needs clothes

Action - Hipsters are mainstream now. deal w/ it.

[confidencelegs]

wAIT, bUT,
nOW WON'T YOU FREEZE, uHHH, tO DEATH,

aLSO, uHHH, wHERE ARE THE CARETAKERS ANYWAY,

Action - your face is mainstream

[lonelyglub]

no

alex and joseph and wwhoevver the hell you guys had
wwe shook them off at the party
remember tavv
wwe wwent to a party

Action - okay too far now thats just mean

[confidencelegs]

wHAT,
i DON'T,,,oH MAN,
i WAS JUST FOLLOWING YOU,
dOES THAT MEAN THAT IF THEY FIND US AGAIN, tHEN, uHHH,
wE'RE GOING TO GET EXPERIMENTED ON AGAIN,
bECAUSE i CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT eRIDAN,
uHHHH, i DUNNO, iT'S JUST,
dOWNRIGHT NOT AWESOME, bECAUSE, yEAH,

action - having a heart is too mainstream

[lonelyglub]

so
wwe just wwont get caught
as long as wwe stay cool and not in crowwds wwe can do this
right linda?