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I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKES...

Jan 22, 2011 00:44

WHO: Siri and Princess Patience~
WHEN: January 22nd, 02:11 AM~
WHERE: A plane, somewhere over in the sky~
WHAT: Siri and Patience's trip back from Chicago turns deadly thanks to some unwelcome passengers.

( ON THIS MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY PLANE!! )

oh god what just happened?!, 911 what's your emergency?, girl you look fierce, sealand, status: dead, fight fight fight fight!, girls just wanna have fun, come on guys - let's get aggressive!, ain't nuthin' but a g thang, isn't that illegal?, we're not in kansas anymore, norway, bitch you made my girl cry, you've got red on you, !event: genderbender week, you won't like me when i'm angry, history won't repeat this shit, b-but i'm allergic to crying..., it's time to nyar

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Damn straight I wouldn't. $4 for a bag of nuts is highway robbery talks_to_nisse January 22 2011, 19:11:33 UTC

Siri sighed as Patience interrupted her place yet again. It seemed as if it would be best if she just set her book aside. The trip to Chicago had been fun; Patience had enjoyed Navy Pier and shopping along the Magnificent Mile. Siri herself had great success in the now-closing Borders, able to score plenty of volumes for very little ( ... )

IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE? IDFEK. longlivesealand January 23 2011, 05:28:12 UTC

Patience closed her eyes for a few seconds and simply tried her hardest to relax. Turbulence was an integral part of air-travelling, and as a frequent flyer, she should not be behaving so shamefully. The man beside them was already giving her odd looks ( ... )

Just about. I really don't feel the need to include the molesting snake or the snake who likes cock talks_to_nisse January 23 2011, 08:39:29 UTC

Siri couldn't help but snort at Patience's face. Very cute, to be sure, but it wasn't going to help Patience get her way. "Not a chance," she replied instead. "You have a bad track record with electronics, and I'm not about to chance you blowing it up. Especially on an airplane ( ... )

... Why was Samuel L. Jackson in this movie again? longlivesealand January 23 2011, 12:39:51 UTC

Patience convinced herself that she had overreacted. Then again, it wasn't common for her to see someone suddenly dropping to the ground without a sign of life. At Siri's comment, she unbuckled her seat belt and climbed over to the middle seat. The man next to them was equally nervous, though he did a better job at hiding it than the quivering Patience.

"-s he all right? Did he have a heart attack?"

What bothered Patience, aside from the collapsed man, was that though many passengers had pressed for the flight attendants, no one had come. She looked up and saw that the symbols were all lit, but yet, there was no response.

"W-where is... Why isn't anyone coming?" she said, mostly to herself.

Her hands gripped the armrest as she watched Siri check the man then suddenly the Norwegian was stepping on the man's chest. From her angle, Patience hadn't quite seen the black head that had popped out. All she saw was Siri stomping out the life from the man. Her lips quivered. Surely, her dearest auntie wouldn't be so cruel... and in front ( ... )

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