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"Spell: fail!date" "Definition, please?"

Dec 13, 2010 21:09

WHO: Kiku and Yao (with a dash of Thera at the beginning.)
WHEN: (timewarp) Sunday, December 12, 4:00pm
WHERE: Liberty Cinima
WHAT: Kiku accepts a date from 'Jet,' but soon discovers that this date might not be what he expected (or with who he expected.)

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icarryapanda December 14 2010, 10:44:38 UTC

If Yao's thoughts about the call he got from Thera were to be condensed, it would look something like this:

She's really into this...Should I go?...But work!...Lots of things to do...Need to talk to the herb suppliers...Blind date?...What if the person's dangerous?...Oh fine why not...Let's get this over with...--!!!

Yao was looking left and right, trying to find signs of his 'date'.The widescreen displayed some mandatory trailers before the movie which, thank god, calmed him down in the form of Yao slouching on his seat. He did notice a lot of children with their parents and a few teenagers go in the theater with him...

Is his blind date a... a person way younger than him?!? 天啊. Can't be ( ... )

Begin the Awkward!!! mystiklsushi December 15 2010, 13:47:41 UTC

Kiku tried to quell the nervousness that was threatening to bubble out of him. This was such a public setting...but it was dark and quiet. He'd not have to really say a word when he first met Jet...and they'd have the movie in common directly afterwards for a conversation starter. Whoever this person was, it seemed they had done some research on him.

Aside from the fact that he especially valued punctuality.

The trailers were almost over, and there was still no sign of his mystery date. In fact, the only seat nearby that was taken was...Yao, next to him. Really, it would be embarrassing for him to be seen on a blind date, but it wasn't exactly like he could request for him to move. Besides, the guy looked similarly nervous to himself at the moment. Maybe he was also waiting on a date.

. . . . . .

Oh god no!

To infinity and awkward! /o/ icarryapanda December 16 2010, 14:39:19 UTC

Yao kept ataring at the seat to his right and did not dare move his pupils to the left, however his peripheral vision betrays him. Should he try and ask Kiku if he was his- Yao stopped the thought. That would be embarrassing! What if he wasn't the blind date and that he just sat on the wrong seat? Maybe he was in the wrong theater? Or perhaps Yao was misinformed? (then again, there wasn't much information to go around concerning this 'date') Oh the many possibilities of something going right to go wrong...

He only had a second to check the assigned seat printed in big bold letters on his ticket before the movie began. Yao sunk in his seat when he saw the title.

Thera told him he and his date were going to see 'Tangled'. Lo and behold, 'Tangled' was the title. Curse his luck, or perhaps he was lucky. He knew who his date was...but...er...

"You've got to be kidding me Thera," Yao murmured to himself.

Awkward by any other name... mystiklsushi December 16 2010, 16:11:30 UTC

Kiku held onto the edge of his seat, knuckles going white as he tried to keep himself from thinking the thoughts that were coming into his head.

There had been a mistake.

Because Yao had not made an eHarmony profile under the Alias of Jet Chen in order to trick him into dinner and a movie because he'd been admiring him from afar. Because he'd never really actually met Yao in person, aside from once or twice in passing. Because they only really knew of one another through stories told by Mei and by Kim and by Yong Soo.

There had to have been a mistake.Likely, he was just in the wrong seat. Or Yao was in the wrong seat. Or he was in the wrong theater. Or this was all a bad dream and he needed to stop watching so much shoujo anime ( ... )

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