[One Shot] Oh my, Bad!fic

[lollyribena]

Title : Oh my, Bad!fic.
Length : One Shot (1.1 words)
Author : lollyribena
Pairing : Yunjae/Jaeho
Rating : G
Genre : Crack to the maximum, smut.
Summary : When smut scene clashes with bad!fic.
Beta-ed by: No one, because bad!fics are usually un-beta-ed.

Comments

[kattan69]

Banana in Jae's hole and Yunho still eat it....ewww...I can't look a banana again without thinking of this....

You are so bad..you corrupted our pure minds with this....ahhhhh.....

[lollyribena]

HUN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TYPE IN CAPS WITH !!!!1111111!! IN IT!! BUT I'LL FORGIVE YOU THIS TIME :)

Lol. I'm sorry I'd spoil the innocent image of Banana for you. Accept my apology please.

Do you want any fruit instead of Banana then? To eat, not write fics over, lol.

[dapdaphae]

WTF IS THIS FAGGOTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dapdaphae]

“OooooOooooh, banaaanaaaaaaa. My favourite. How thoughtful of you.”
“I chose a bigger one this time.” He said to Jaejoong’s member."

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“But Jaejoongie, that’s how smut scene is supposed to be. When I rub lubricant on you, you’re supposed to shouuuuuuuut and mooooaaaaaan like a kitten.”
“Really? Like this? Argghhhhhh, meow, arghhhhhhh, meowww, ARGHHH, MEEEOWWWW! Did I get it right?”
“Yes, yes, good kitty.”
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LOL OMG WTF I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE BADFIC STARRING JAE!KITTY.

“Now, what? Can’t you shut up?!!! What the fuck is wrong with you??? You should go, ‘YESS YESS OH YESS MOARRR YESSS’ all the way.”
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Yunho leaned forward and engulfed the fruit in his mouth, slowly biting the end off.
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IT'S LIKE.. A BLOW JOB. BUT NOT!!!?!!?!!

Yunho grabbed the Jaejoong’s hips and hold it still, while munching the fruit in his mouth. He cautiously bite and pull the banana out of Jaejoong’s hole. It refused to budge. Yunho stretched the hole with his index fingers and pull again. The fruit slide out.

“IS IT OUT YET? IS IT?!!!!”

... i

[lollyribena]

LOL. IT'S A BANANA!BLOWJOB XD. I shld try some other fruits next time. Like, like cucumber, or, or, BREAD. I can try bread. I like cheese bread.

OR GOD FORBID, DURIAN. No, I'm joking. I'm dowana kill his hole.
I feel for his hole too. Yunho is bad boy.

*smacks ass*

[madkazumi]

Hahahahahah I laughted so hard when I was reading it XDDDD One of my fav xDDD Thanks *-*

[coolplastic19]

omg the crack!!!!!!! THE CRACK!!!!!!! Muahahahhahaha XDDDD

[lollyribena]

YES I KNOW IT'S THE CRACK OF ALL THE CRACK.

[moon1084]

bananas will never effing be the same to me. you have ruined bananas for me lollll oh gawd this was funny i am no jnus dont spell it out lol ahahahahaa

[lollyribena]

BUT I MUST, I RLY MUST. We Bad!fic writers have to spell out everything for the readers 8DD

Me too, I can never eat a Banana with a straight face nemore.

[moon1084]

whos fault is that huh lol

[lollyribena]

Uh, Yunho? It's not my fault he shove the Banana into Jae's ass!
*sulks*

[lollyribena]

Your baby? Hold on a banana, you mean cherry or literally turning the readers into fruitbasket. I lost my sense of humor to Mirotic.

Dong bulge Shin Ki, came from Aka ,who I think came from someone, was it you?

[imie_schweetzel]

maybe you could make jae inside cherry instead? *gets bludgeoned* -- *le gasp** omggggg darling!

>_<"