[One Shot] Oh my, Bad!fic

[lollyribena]

Title : Oh my, Bad!fic.
Length : One Shot (1.1 words)
Author : lollyribena
Pairing : Yunjae/Jaeho
Rating : G
Genre : Crack to the maximum, smut.
Summary : When smut scene clashes with bad!fic.
Beta-ed by: No one, because bad!fics are usually un-beta-ed.

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[dapdaphae]

WTF IS THIS FAGGOTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dapdaphae]

“OooooOooooh, banaaanaaaaaaa. My favourite. How thoughtful of you.”
“I chose a bigger one this time.” He said to Jaejoong’s member."

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“But Jaejoongie, that’s how smut scene is supposed to be. When I rub lubricant on you, you’re supposed to shouuuuuuuut and mooooaaaaaan like a kitten.”
“Really? Like this? Argghhhhhh, meow, arghhhhhhh, meowww, ARGHHH, MEEEOWWWW! Did I get it right?”
“Yes, yes, good kitty.”
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LOL OMG WTF I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE BADFIC STARRING JAE!KITTY.

“Now, what? Can’t you shut up?!!! What the fuck is wrong with you??? You should go, ‘YESS YESS OH YESS MOARRR YESSS’ all the way.”
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Yunho leaned forward and engulfed the fruit in his mouth, slowly biting the end off.
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IT'S LIKE.. A BLOW JOB. BUT NOT!!!?!!?!!

Yunho grabbed the Jaejoong’s hips and hold it still, while munching the fruit in his mouth. He cautiously bite and pull the banana out of Jaejoong’s hole. It refused to budge. Yunho stretched the hole with his index fingers and pull again. The fruit slide out.

“IS IT OUT YET? IS IT?!!!!”

... i

[lollyribena]

LOL. IT'S A BANANA!BLOWJOB XD. I shld try some other fruits next time. Like, like cucumber, or, or, BREAD. I can try bread. I like cheese bread.

OR GOD FORBID, DURIAN. No, I'm joking. I'm dowana kill his hole.
I feel for his hole too. Yunho is bad boy.

*smacks ass*

[madkazumi]

Hahahahahah I laughted so hard when I was reading it XDDDD One of my fav xDDD Thanks *-*

[madkazumi]

What's wrong with me XDDD"

[lollyribena]

LOL yes thank you XD *gives hug*

[lollyribena]

THIS FAGGOTRY IS A FAGGOTRY.
WTF DID I JUST REPLIED YOU.

GOD MY SANITY IS GONE.