I found a video of some glowing fish with the title

Scientist added jellyfish genes to crap fish DNA

In a reddit conversation about studying in Poland:

you pay for studying not knowing how difficult polish luggage is

I assume they meant language

Dear Self,

it's the Hedgehog Song, not the Hedgehog Dong!

Found online: OP clearly meant to say

I've tried to instruct him how to, but [...]

But instead she wrote

I've tried to instruct him how to butt [...]

In a story about a guy who refuses to wipe or clean his arse because it's somehow "gay" or "feminine". In other words, he doesn't know how to butt, and he can't be arsed to learn.

I've just found an article titled

The Future of Planet-Based Meat Will Be New Flavors We’ve Never Imagined

Just what are they trying to make fake meat out of now?

Someone posted on their blog about some cool things their grandpa has done. Including, apparently, this one:

He learned ASL so he could communicate with his dead neighbor and be a friend to him

In an online discussion of the different adaptations of a certain manga, someone says:

"There's a love action movie?"

Lol, not as far as I know. There is a live action movie, though.

"Looking for a story where (...) is hurt and and lost on a plant while his team looks for him."

My mind is running amok now, imagining the hero in question hurt and lost on a terrifying green tentacled man-eating Audrey II-like organism, making up its own Dagobah-sized celestial body. Hrrr!

( you don't know what you're messing with )

"Isn't it amazing when your 18 month-old son wants to be the supper hero (...)?" - from a letter I just received. It took me a while to get it.

... if the villain of the story is reeking havoc, wouldn't you say?

Crossposted to wrongworddammit