Dear Self,

it's the Hedgehog Song, not the Hedgehog Dong!

1) I know this is a Myka/Helena fic, but I'm still not surprised that Myka didn't try to apprehend Helena immodestly upon sighting her. She's a very reserved person, after all, and they've only just met ( Read more... )

From a Bleach fanfic on Adult Fanfiction.net:

"Kon was ecstatic that there was a possibility that he would never have to be a stuffed loin again."

Poor mellow !

I got this in a review on a Death Note fic.
It's Mello.
And he'd probably be very pissed if you called him mellow.

The author of Redwall was not named Brain Jacques. Sheesh.

I couldn't let this one go. On a Doctor Who board, somebody just started a discussion thread entitled Rouge Angels on the TARDIS, and all I can think of is, "Why are the angels pink?"

The censored version of one Harry Potter badfic has this in place of the sex scene:

Draco bean to take her shirt off slowly, this began a night of not, steamy, intoxicating passion.

The first typo was mildly amusing. The second nearly made me fall off my chair.

Dear self,

I know you love to show off your newfound knowledge of Doctor Who, but the episode is "The Waters of Mars", NOT "The Wafers of Mars". Delicious.

It was funny though.

... couldn't moe his arm...

How exactly does one make an arm moe?

( Edit, Fullmetal Alchemist fandom-specific )

Dear self:

Sakura Kinomoto, the Card Captor, is not a watch.

And while we're at it, I would love to get one of those Dork Hole cards you mentioned.

... Good thing I catch that stuff before posting my fics up. -.-