"Which Includes Norwegian Chocolate Teats Each Day" - From an advent calendar project on Kickstarter.

From a Bleach fanfic on Adult Fanfiction.net:

"Kon was ecstatic that there was a possibility that he would never have to be a stuffed loin again."

[In the interview he] brings up the public squirmish the two had in 2008...

From a fanfic at AO3:

He leaned forward and nuzzled against the bugle in the teen's briefs

Snorfle. Oh the mental picture.

From a fanfic on FanFiction.Net:

Or to be more precise having a bowel of Rocky Road ice-cream

How exactly do you make that?

He knows the furry of the Time Lords.

(Crossposted from my original post at badfic_quotes. Thanks to pathology_doc for suggesting I do so :)

From a review on "Arcadia Books - The Best of World Writing Today":
"On a frosty January day in Bergen, Private Detective Varg Veum is visited by a prostitute. Her friend Margrethe has disappeared and hasn’t been seen for days. Before her disappearance, something had unsettled her: she’d turned away a costumer and returned to the neighbourhood in

I've had this in my playlist for years, but it still makes me snicker every time I scroll past it:
Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Demolotion Man

Poor mellow !

I got this in a review on a Death Note fic.
It's Mello.
And he'd probably be very pissed if you called him mellow.

I'm definately pretty sure you didn't mean to type  "he was defiantly a bit tipsy."   Though some people get pretty beligerent when they are drunk, so maybe you did.