After several hours of deeply calculated calculations, I think I've finally figured out where we are on the map.

The North Pole.

No-Nobody panic! Th-This is actually very good news! Because now we know who is the real culprit!

Santa Claus.If anybody has seen a fat man with a red suit and big beard, please tell me immediately! The sooner we ( Read more... )

I-I never realized this was my family . . . Lu-Lussuria is the wife! And the Boss is his husband! A-And Squalo is the little brother--and--Leul--Leul is going through an adolescent period . . . wh-what a wonderful family! I-I'm the family squirrel! Oh ( Read more... )

[Found in front of Gokudera's room]

[A small package with "TO KITTY-SAN: PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF"]

[Located inside is a small salt shaker, filled with salt, but labeled as "SULFUR" in badly-written, shaky handwriting, but very large and very bold]

Um, um, Yumi-san, I hope you don't mind, but I bought you some clothes for the ball. I-I hope I didn't overstep my boundaries! E-Eh, I do that too often! I shouldn't have done that! I'm sorry! PLEASE FORGIVE ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I DO THESE THINGS MYSELF.And, um, Ichigo, I wanted to ask you something. I-If it doesn't take up too much of your ( Read more... )

Kuchiki-san, Kuchiki-san, I made a cake! Come and see!

A-ah...!

...

I-I MUSTN'T BE SAD. Everybody must be feeling so sad right now! If I add one more sadness to the sadness bucket, it might overflow! All right! I'll do something to cheer everybody up! Taking after my master's footsteps, I have made

KUCHIKI RUKIA SOUL-PUNCHING CAKE!I-It's a ( Read more... )

[audible to all on Orihime's floor or those who are wandering by]

O-Oh, Kuchiki-san...! No-Not so hard...! O-ohhh... ohhhhhhhh!

Hello, everybody! I am Orihime! I have forgotten almost everything, but I am working as your current prep cook! It is nice to meet you! I take my responsibility as a prep cook very, very seriously. So, Mist-san, I have drawn up a proposed menu for additional food items we can serve! And, and, and, maybe we can even make it the centerpiece meal! ( Read more... )

I was taking a walk in the forest ( Read more... )