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[loitumaprincess]

After several hours of deeply calculated calculations, I think I've finally figured out where we are on the map.

The North Pole.

No-Nobody panic! Th-This is actually very good news! Because now we know who is the real culprit!

Santa Claus.If anybody has seen a fat man with a red suit and big beard, please tell me immediately! The sooner we

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[flower_desu]

Who's Santa Claus?

[loitumaprincess]

He rises from the dead every Christmas and collects eggs from all over the world. You have to be careful of him!

[novolumecontrol]

Voi! It's too warm for this to be the North Pole!

[loitumaprincess]

But it can't snow in the North Pole all the time. I mean, even Santa has to tan himself, right?

[novolumecontrol]

There is always snow at the North Pole. If Santa wants to tan himself, he'll have to go south like everyone else.

[loitumaprincess]

Hmph! Then why hasn't anyone seen Santa in the Bahamas? Besides, Santa is magical. He can do anything he wants to.

[orange_renge]

Uh, hate to put a hole in your theroy there, but the seasons change here.....it's always snowing at the north pole. Besides that, Santa Claus is something parents tell their kids....he's not real.

[loitumaprincess]

Of course he's real! He's real if you believe in him! That's what makes him so tricky. Maybe one day we can capture him.

[orange_renge]

Um...how?

[loitumaprincess]

Somebody said I should stand in the middle of the town dressed as Sexy Santa and shout provocative statements until the real Santa comes. I-I think it's a good plan. Oh! You can help! You just have to hit Santa.

[mokomanjuu]

No, no! That can't be it!

Santa Claus is a very good person!

[loitumaprincess]

Santa Claus moves in mysterious ways. You can't trust someone who breaks into houses, right?

[mokomanjuu]

But it is okay to break the law as long as your heart and motives are pure! Mokona will place her faith in Santa Claus!

[loitumaprincess]

So I-I could steal earrings if I really just wanted to give it to my friend? Maybe I should take down notes!

[vespa_alien]

It explains EVERYTHING.

[loitumaprincess]

We have to save all the citizens from the grasp of Santa! Or else we'll never leave the North Pole and maybe even get turned into penguins!

[vespa_alien]

Don't worry, I have a plan.

First, you're going to have to find a santa outfit that fits you.

[loitumaprincess]

O-okay! Th-that's easy enough. An-and then?