Talk Like a Pirate Day 2011 game giveaway

[mike]

Ahoy mateys,

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in Monday’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl. Fer them jokes that make me “Yo-ho-ho,” me be givin’ away some o’ me swag: 5 winners will receive t’ entire Tales o’ Monkey Island game courtesy o’ Telltale Games. An’ me also award game codes t’ play

Comments

[slashxyouxup]

Why are pirates, pirates?

BECAUSE THEY ARRRRRGH!

[irishgirl247]

What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbly tummy and the other's a tumbling rummmy.

[irishgirl247]

Where does a one-legged pirate go for beakfast?

IHOP

[laniiolana]

I tried to wipe my screen when I saw your icon. Very funny lol.

[pookatimes]

Why do pirates get scurvy?
Because they have terrible hygiene.

[milkradio]

q: what be a pirate's favourite letter?
a: r!
q: ay, you'd think 'twould be, but 'tis the c...