Talk Like a Pirate Day 2011 game giveaway

[mike]

Ahoy mateys,

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in Monday’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl. Fer them jokes that make me “Yo-ho-ho,” me be givin’ away some o’ me swag: 5 winners will receive t’ entire Tales o’ Monkey Island game courtesy o’ Telltale Games. An’ me also award game codes t’ play

Comments

[xnikolateslax]

What's a Pirate's favorite fruit?

An Orrrrrrrrrrnge

[theropod]

Or anything that fights scurvy.

[jerel]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR.

[jerel]

So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says "What's with the steering wheel?"

The pirate says "Yarrr, it's drivin me nuts."

[shadows_wolf06]

This one. FTW. XD

[mon_coeur_pur]

HAHAHA

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

[pinknbluestarz]

They say "YO HO!" and they limp!

LMAO! =P

[just_blush]

A little boy knocks on the door. Old man answers.
Little boy:"Trick or Treat!"
Old Man: "And what are you?"
Little boy: "I'm a Birate!"
Old Man: "OHHHH...and where are your buchanneers?"
Little boy: "Under me bucking hat!"

[lemau]

A pirate's favorite cARRRtoon?

Aye M Weasel and I ARRR Baboon!