Talk Like a Pirate Day 2011 game giveaway

[mike]

Ahoy mateys,

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in Monday’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl. Fer them jokes that make me “Yo-ho-ho,” me be givin’ away some o’ me swag: 5 winners will receive t’ entire Tales o’ Monkey Island game courtesy o’ Telltale Games. An’ me also award game codes t’ play

Comments

[shadows_wolf06]

A pirate walks into a tavern and the tavern master says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible

[domsgurll]

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled

[archadia]

Man I was gonna say this one D=

[octogirlie]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt. The bartender says, "You know, you've got a steering wheel attached to your belt." The pirate replies, "Arrr, and it's drivin' me nuts."

In truth, today I boarded the high seas

[trimguy]

Well actually the Chicago River, to take a river tour.

Of what, you ask?

Arrrchitecture.

Perhaps this is a bit inappropriate, but. . .

[diminishedfifth]

A pirate walks into a bar, bleeding from his abdomen. He stumbles up to the bar, and asks the bartender: "Xaggee isbitaal noogu dhow?"

The bartender replies, "I do not speak Somali."