Have you heard this guy, the flight attendant? You've been asleep, but he's on fire! Listen to this guy! Yeah, the guy making his way down the aisle with the snacks for the passengers - I think his name is Gary. Did you hear what he just said to the pair of young women in Row 14? He said, "Hey, you guys, do you want some cookies?" And when they ( Read more... )

"A square is a two-dimensional geometric shape having four sides of equal length meetin' at right angles," said Snigger. "It's like a CD case or those Tupperware boxes you put my sandwiches in ( Read more... )

This transmigration of the soul lark is getting too much for me. 840,000 different incarnations until you reach the point when your spirit becomes one with the Almighty. Here I am 12 seconds from death and I think I messed up and will have to start all over again ( Read more... )

Just then, the phone rang. It was another correction. "Did we say doorknobs? We meant doorknobs and ATMs and mint bowls at restaurants. And escalator guide-rails. And stuffed animals, chairs, coins and windows." We hung up and, feeling blue, made an Aquavit and orange juice. We glanced at the front door in time to catch a note being slipped ( Read more... )

"I see no reason for you to own a thermonuclear device." my neighbor told me ( Read more... )

I've watched you grow from a Toddler Three to a Thirteen Regular. The work I do is very important ( Read more... )

HANK ( Read more... )