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I have a plan!
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Thrice Homicide
Here is all you need to know to understand. Murder them three times, and they're dead. Murder them two times and you're dead. Murder them one time, and you never know ( Read more... ) -
Here is a list of the things I like
this list is a list of the things I like ( Read more... ) -
Dead Billy Make You Happy, Dead Billy Make You Crawl
The rare post of life reflection ( Read more... ) -
friggin' panda
wet dream.
BAITAH SHOPPE. -
The Entry Where I Have A Strange Urge To List My Favorite Album Titles
"Songs About Fucking" - Big Black ( Read more... ) -
Scramble, Good Ted
The eggs Ted had scrambled were poison, but the risk was exciting. Now he has the shakes. He's taking only fluids. He sloshes peach nectar into a glass of spots, slumps onto the chaise lounge. “Here's to the chip off the old headblock,” he says, all pallor and jowls. -
Watermelon Begat Watermelon
The above-average scientists of the day brought their noggins together ( Read more... ) -
Reaction to being dumped:
Women are pathetic doormats and shrill, distrustful harpies that drive people away. God-Fucking-Dammit. -
On Some Deity Returning and My Reward of Seclusion
God’s return to earth was a surprise to those who were awaiting Him because they thought that he would come in judgment. Instead, He came in a Learjet, and his small retinue of security agents were gentle, but hard to get to know ( Read more... )