(just sharing more pointless giggle worthy spam I get, enjoy)

How To Speak About Women & Be Politically Correct:
1. She is not a 'babe' or a 'chick' -she ia a 'breasted american'.
2. She is not 'easy' -she is 'horizontally accessible'.
3. She is not a 'dumb blonde' -she is a 'light-haired detour off the information highway'.
4. She has not 'been around' ( Read more... )

 Most of you know there are people who spam me with e-mail about anything and everything, sometimes I feel the need to share. 
Some of the pics I was sent were photoshoped and I just cropped them and added text.

Here's two pics that are NOT photoshopped:
1. It's a man hanging from his balls. (yes I have weird friends -no not you) It's a naked man ( Read more... )

 This was faxed to our office:

There was a young girl called Bianca,......
    Who slept while her ship lay at anchor;
         She awoke with dismay....
              When she heard the mate say.....
"Hi,....Hoist up the TOP SHEET and SPANKER....!!!!!"

*g*

I also get joke spam e-mail and feel the need to share :)

An older lady gets pulled over for ( Read more... )

amara_mfound this drabble generator thing here = http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ 
Sam & Dean were done. So what could make this drabble crackier?

WARNING: YED/John & abuse of Shakespeare
( The internet did it! Iam not responsible. )

 Recently heard a couple I hadn't before, which is strange considering I was raised on Dice (Andrew Dice Clay). I never learned them the 'proper' way. LMAO! I'm only posting a few, I know there are loads out there. I'll start with my fav Dice ( Read more... )

* Cheerup post*

(If you can guess how this one goes - you win)

( A 13 year old boy walked down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walkedup to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door... )

" Can I ask you the time, or should I just go fuck myself?"

My godmother (though I've never been baptised) told me that one this morning, she said it was the New York joke.

Over on myspace Skeezer posted a bulletin....(she says there not all her's though)

( Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity )

So you ever get those FW FW FW emails of jokes, etc? No?! *gasp* What's your secret? 
Some of them are worth keeping only I don't want to keep them in my mailbox, so I'm gonna post them here. That way they'll be easier to find when I (or you, the wall, kitchen sink, etc) need cheering up. There will be random funny jokes, pics, cute stuff (because ( Read more... )