In anticipation of tonight's ep I have Dirty Nursery Rhymes
Recently heard a couple I hadn't before, which is strange considering I was raised on Dice (Andrew Dice Clay). I never learned them the 'proper' way. LMAO! I'm only posting a few, I know there are loads out there. I'll start with my fav Dice...
"Three blind mice see where they run,... were the fuck are they going?!"
"Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get old Rover a bone. And when she bent over, old Rover came over and gave her a bone of his own."
" Hickory dickory dock, this bitch was sucking my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block."
"Mary had a little pig, she kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, she shot the little bastard."
"Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "what have you got there?". Said the pie man unto Simon, "pies, you dumb ass!"
(One of the new ones I heard, that's up there with my fav 3mice) :
"Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play, he kissed them too 'cause he was gay."
"Three blind mice see where they run,... were the fuck are they going?!"
"Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get old Rover a bone. And when she bent over, old Rover came over and gave her a bone of his own."
" Hickory dickory dock, this bitch was sucking my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block."
"Mary had a little pig, she kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, she shot the little bastard."
"Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "what have you got there?". Said the pie man unto Simon, "pies, you dumb ass!"
(One of the new ones I heard, that's up there with my fav 3mice) :
"Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play, he kissed them too 'cause he was gay."