alright, so i'm an idiot. i spent a whole night freaking out and panicking about my new career choice, already under way. another 4 years of horrific debt, which would amount to about $40 000 that would have to be repaid someday. another 4 years of living at home (probably, you can't work while you're in the program). there's absolutely no way ( Read more... )

so i'm going back to high school starting next week to get a better grade in Math 11 and take Biology 12. no, i'm not a masochist, i'm trying to get into the nursing program at BCIT. i'm realizing i've potentially signed myself up for another 3 years of school, another 3 years of scraping by and another 3 years of limited social life. i'm ( Read more... )

yay! almost all the freezing has worn off the left side of my face, which makes drinking less embarrasing now. and things don't taste so much like blood either. my 3 pulled wisdom teeth all became complicated surgeries, the last one taking one and a half hours solid to drill/chip/dig out the shattered embedded roots. so far every dental ( Read more... )

alright, i really have to clean out my car. get all that rum and coke out of the seat belts, and wipe that weird film that's been accumulating off the windshield. time to get out the vinegar! really it cleans better than any of that toxic chemical stuff. and it tastes delicious. i stocked up on tofu today, so if anybody wants yummy tofu dogs ( Read more... )

okay, i usually hate reading dreams, but this one's gross and humiliating so here goes. i woke up in bed with that guy from Korn. i *swear* i've never thought 'hey you know who'd be a great lay? yeah that guy from Korn'. then all of a sudden he started greying, and turned into this 50 year old guy with dreads. i said 'but you're still in a ( Read more... )

i just typed out this long entry and it got deleted, so consider yourself spared. went to the dentist, now my mouth smells like chemicals. i have to go back in two weeks to get my 3 wisdom teeth pulled, but according to my dentist the fewer wisdom teeth you're born with the higher up on the evolutionary ladder you are. you know, because cro- ( Read more... )

i've been carefully trained to be paranoid since i was a kid, and now it keeps me up at night. my mom used to scare me into putting toilet paper on the seats in public washrooms, and THEN hover because 'crabs can jump if they make it past the paper'. ick! i'm always careful, but how much can you protect yourself? my brother had his VISA # ( Read more... )

homeless kids must have the worst jobs around. i mean, most of these kids have have suffered through such traumatic experiences both at home and on the street. how can anybody really think that people choose to live on the street thinking 'man, this is gonna be easy!'. i'm not saying you should go around hugging people because you got a better ( Read more... )

happy birthday emily! you're all of 18 now and all growed up. enjoy your youth, because you're inching that much closer to death with each passing day... but what do i get for a girl with hip interests, a nudist personality and a worldbeat lifestyle? well that's exactly what i asked perfectgift.com and they gave me some extremely helpful gift ( Read more... )

*event* this morning i opened up my VISA bill, and it sliced a giant papercut across the top of my thumb. owwww, that's like a double burn. stupid creditors, why does the man have to be so demanding? he takes time out from rolling around in his giant gold iguana cages and shark tanks to hassle me for $. well i just deposited $2 in pennies ( Read more... )