Miss Hilton. So her cell phone got hacked. Naturally I look. Turns out, she forgets what she looks like, so she has to put pictures of herself on her cellphone.
http://shitkebab.com/FUN/parishiltoncampics.htm

I'm still here. Even in the future.

Leave the light on ;)

-A

So frankly, I was expecting cartman with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, but his dirty, drunk uncle will have to do.

To me, the mall always makes you compare yourself to other people. Your clothes, what kind of car you drive, the caliber of the girlie on your arm, the amount of friends you've brought with you. I went to the mall tonight to swap my mom's christmas present. I was wearing my new Hollister sweatshirt, a Weezer T-Shirt, jeans, and a pair of Vans older ( Read more... )

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests, hmm?

Your Life: The Soundtrack

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Opening creditsThe Dandy Warhols - We Used to Be FriendsWaking upThe Beatles - Hey JudeAverage dayThe Peanuts ThemeFirst dateWeezer - Buddy HollyFalling in loveBush - Wild HorsesLove sceneJuliana Theory - Top of the WorldFight ( Read more... )

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A couple of years ago I went into New York City with Evan, Howie, and Andy for a showing of Bubbahotep. Not my idea, as I thought the $.25 peep shows were a better idea. Well, what do you do while you're waiting for Bubbahotep? Why, go to the comic book shop. It was pretty cold that evening, especially for the summer. We waited at a cross walk. The ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I probably spelled that wrong. Anyway. If you've ever watched 45~50 year old adults work together, you know they do the same amount of work, but the woman is probably getting paid 75 cents on the dollar. Unfair. Really unfair ( Read more... )

Alot of people have questions about hook ups. Is it worth it, will I get in trouble, etc.

Here's a simple equation to help you figure it out:

Energy Input+Dentrimental Effect < personal gain

so, Ei+De < Pg

Pretty shallow, pretty simple, just like college hook ups.

People around here don't give credit where credit is due. If I decide to break it off in your ass either anonymously, or with a screen name attached to it, in my humble opinion, you probably deserve it. IF you don't want to be subject to a not so nice letter, I'll give you the quick list of things that trigger such outbursts. They're actually ( Read more... )