Comments | lite_bright: bringing it

lite_bright

bringing it

Jul 19, 2009 14:53

faded-lilac is a horribly misguided person, and not that there's anything wrong with that, it's been that way for a while. This evening on Facebook, though, things were looking grim! We had been discussing lesbians! and children and also getting arrested, and having trouble spelling, which are all things we talk about all the time.

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faded_lilac July 19 2009, 22:34:03 UTC

OH WHAT'S THAT. THAT'S JUST THE SOUND OF MIKEY C's AWESOME A GUY WITH A FREAKY BEARD AND MISSING TOOTH!

That waterfall picture is kind of okay, though.

Poor Jane. It must be hard, being so blind :(

lite_bright July 20 2009, 03:50:07 UTC

A GUY WITH A FREAKY BEARD AND MISSING TOOTH!

NO HONEY, THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND, MIKEY W. In tooth-related news, I watched a clip of Steve Stamkos talking about how he has chipped five teeth, and, then he does fractions, and he's like "I'm missing two and a half" and I about DIED.

The waterfall picture is like A++++. It is the literal embodiment of A+++. More so because every single team has someone who takes the Cup to a waterfall and it's like yes, this symbolizes hockey in some tremendous way, because states of matter are like, an important concept. I don't know, I'm hiiiiiiiigh.

NOT BLIND.

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faded_lilac July 20 2009, 13:42:51 UTC

EXCUSE ME, IF THERE IS ONE POSITIVE ABOUT MIKEY WAY THAT CANNOT BE ARGUED WITH, IT IS THAT HE HAS NEVER HAD FACIAL HAIR. Or at least has had the decency not to do it in photos because man you know he couldn't pull it off.

I don't know, I'm hiiiiiiiigh.

So this is the truly terrifying part of drugs they didn't tell us about in DARE!

Oh come on, don't you at least find that endearing? I was nice about the waterfall picture!

lite_bright July 20 2009, 17:47:46 UTC

OH MY CAN YOU IMAGINE? IT WOULD BE EFFIN HIDEOUS AND AMAZING. Do you think her can even grow facial hair, or would he perhaps be one of those guys who had, like, a mountainman beard inside of a week? Hilarious as that second one might be, I think actually not.

So this is the truly terrifying part of drugs they didn't tell us about in DARE!

You bet. I also wanted to be a cheerleader last night, and man, it is like Great Idea City around here.

OH, no, the "NOT BLIND" was just a general remark. I happen to find the ironing picture ADORABLE.

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handyouhold July 20 2009, 15:10:00 UTC

I feel the need to defend my team in the '04 playoffs. Because I remember that afro and I was going through this saying "Why does he look vaguely familiar?" And then I remember the plethora of Ronald McDonald wigs that littered the city the day we didn't win the cup. It was a sad movie moment. I don't actually have to say too much more except to say that ONLY hockey players should grow play-off bears and I'd WAY rather grow old with... NOT MIKEY WAY!

Mike C., you know your gappy teeth won my heart years ago. Also, Mikey Way spends more time on his hair than I do and still looks homeless. That can't be right, can it?

lite_bright July 20 2009, 17:41:40 UTC

Oh, no, the ahahaha wasn't about Calgary at all, but feel free to talk about how good they are, anyway, since I do agree. (And not just because it is a lot of fun to look at dumb pictures of Mikey C.) That does sound like a sad movie moment, wow, though.

I don't know about Mikey Way. Like, yeah, I feel that he could be not hideous if he just put down the straightening iron and eyeliner pencil. Then again, maybe not.

handyouhold July 22 2009, 14:57:50 UTC

They're good. I mean, granted, they aren't my team, but they're good. My team is the Islanders. Yeah. I like things that are low-commitment and let's be honest, I never have to worry how they're doing at play-off time.

Mikey Way is like drinking Triple Sec straight. Not horrible, but that's kind of the best that can be said for him.

lite_bright July 22 2009, 21:45:27 UTC

Hey, it's a good plan! And you get Pretty Ricky DiPietro whenever he's healthy, and now, the Islanders have their very own greasy man-child in Tavares, whom I, uh, have a lot of faith in? Okay that was weirdly personal.

And kinda girly.

handyouhold July 20 2009, 15:11:00 UTC

... *beards.

Everyone and their dog should have a playoff bear.

lite_bright July 20 2009, 17:35:57 UTC

If it's any consolation, it took me like, five minutes to figure out where the misspelled word was. Bears are great, we need more of them.

suckmyglock July 27 2009, 22:19:57 UTC

I VOTE MIKEY WAY. Except if it were a grouting contest, I think you've pretty much convinced me on that particualr merit of Mikey C's.

lite_bright July 29 2009, 02:59:33 UTC

DAMN. Well, Mikey C still wins at fanciful insanity around the home, and we all know that is the real contest! Or, uh, that I put more effort into this project than faded-lilac did.

And, why hello! You are back around here, yay!