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faded-lilac is a horribly misguided person, and not that there's anything wrong with that, it's been that way for a while. This evening on Facebook, though, things were looking grim! We had been discussing lesbians! and children and also getting arrested, and having trouble spelling, which are all things we talk about all the time.

Jane, 9:18 pm
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[faded_lilac]

OH WHAT'S THAT. THAT'S JUST THE SOUND OF MIKEY C's AWESOME A GUY WITH A FREAKY BEARD AND MISSING TOOTH!

That waterfall picture is kind of okay, though.

Poor Jane. It must be hard, being so blind :(

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A GUY WITH A FREAKY BEARD AND MISSING TOOTH!

NO HONEY, THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND, MIKEY W. In tooth-related news, I watched a clip of Steve Stamkos talking about how he has chipped five teeth, and, then he does fractions, and he's like "I'm missing two and a half" and I about DIED.

The waterfall picture is like A++++. It is the literal embodiment of A+++. More so because every single team has someone who takes the Cup to a waterfall and it's like yes, this symbolizes hockey in some tremendous way, because states of matter are like, an important concept. I don't know, I'm hiiiiiiiigh.

NOT BLIND.

[faded_lilac]

EXCUSE ME, IF THERE IS ONE POSITIVE ABOUT MIKEY WAY THAT CANNOT BE ARGUED WITH, IT IS THAT HE HAS NEVER HAD FACIAL HAIR. Or at least has had the decency not to do it in photos because man you know he couldn't pull it off.

I don't know, I'm hiiiiiiiigh.

So this is the truly terrifying part of drugs they didn't tell us about in DARE!

Oh come on, don't you at least find that endearing? I was nice about the waterfall picture!

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OH MY CAN YOU IMAGINE? IT WOULD BE EFFIN HIDEOUS AND AMAZING. Do you think her can even grow facial hair, or would he perhaps be one of those guys who had, like, a mountainman beard inside of a week? Hilarious as that second one might be, I think actually not.

So this is the truly terrifying part of drugs they didn't tell us about in DARE!

You bet. I also wanted to be a cheerleader last night, and man, it is like Great Idea City around here.

OH, no, the "NOT BLIND" was just a general remark. I happen to find the ironing picture ADORABLE.

[faded_lilac]

Yeah, in reality I think he would be one of those guys who have sparse amounts of hair growing sketchily. But wouldn't it be great if the mountain man thing were true?

GOOD. Because it IS.