( TMI GIRLY THINGS. )

I kind of drank a lot at bowling, okay. But that is what happens when there are PITCHERS OF HONEY WEISS IN FRONT OF ME. And also when it is $3 Captain/Coke night, okay. ALSO. I pretty much kicked ass, which my competitive self silently loved. Like, you guys, we were on frame 7 and one of the girls had a score of 2, okay. TWO PINS. IT WAS LOLARIOUS ( Read more... )

INTRO: Jim doing "How YOU doin'?" omg! ♥! and Tina Fey doing Carol Burnett's ear thing! omg ( Read more... )

I HAVE MY FIRST MOSQUITO BITE OF THE SEASON. IDK whether to celebrate because it means THE SNOW IS GONE or to be pissed because it itches. It's okay, I love itching it.

I watched Awake and The Invasion last night, loved them both, although I thought The Invasion was lacking something that I can't put my finger on. And Nicole Kidman, omg, she ( Read more... )

Okay, Once & Again? If anyone on my f-list has not yet seen it, DO SO. IMMEDIATELY. AS IN, START A DOWNLOAD RIGHT NOW, LIKE, GET FUCKING GOING. It's only three seasons long, you could tackle it like, no big deal. BECAUSE I'M WATCHING MY PILOT DVD. AND EVEN THOUGH I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT, I'M TOTALLY LOSING MY SHIT. LIKE, HI. I DON'T EVEN COMPREHEND ( Read more... )

LOL there is a Six Degrees of Separation group on Facebook and my sister calls me in and is like, "LISS COME HERE" so I did and she made me read this:

Using the Six Degrees of Separation theory, I want to see if it's possible to contact every single person on facebook. The theory states that everybody on this planet is separated by only six other ( Read more... )

LOL I JUST DREAMT THAT I WAS ON THE VERGE OF HAVING SEX WITH MICHAEL SCOTT. We were like, filling out papers or something, for Jan even I think, and I remember standing with him and my fingers were in his hair and they turned into fists because I was SO. DAMN. WANTING-TO-GET-ON-HIM ( Read more... )

I had to work yesterday. I went to get in the car that we all take over there, and Craig got out screaming obscenities. "What the hell?!" I asked him. "CATHERINE PEED IN MY FUCKING CUPHOLDER." Yes, the little six year old just decided to piss in his cupholder in his van. WHAT THE HELL. Work was really bad. Those two fucking little girls would NOT ( Read more... )

{ SONGS #1-25 }
01. Bon Jovi / "Livin' on a Prayer" (they almost didn't put this song on their album, wtf.)
02. Def Leppard / "Pour Some Sugar On Me" (YESS my hooker's favorite)
03. Duran Duran / "Hungry Like the Wolf" (i cant stand this song)04. Michael Jackson / "Billie Jean ( Read more... )

Okay. So is it possible for someone to be allergic to water? Because I swear to GOD I saw this girl on TV once, on like Oprah or something, who was literally allergic to water. Like she had to take showers with all of this fucked up shit, and even if she sweat a lot, it would like, mess with her. Has anyone else heard of this girl? Or am I just ( Read more... )