Sister: *calls me on my phone even though she's in the house*
Me: wtf, hello?
Sister: Hi. Can you turn the TV down please.
Me: No.
Sister: Please Alyssa.
Me: Ummm you have to come do it, I can't reach the remote.
Sister: ALYSSA! COME ON! I'm already in bed and I just heard the whole Viagra commercial!
Me: Nnnngh, fine.
Sister: Thank you.
Me: Yeah,
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