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Sister: *calls me on my phone even though she's in the house*
Me: wtf, hello?
Sister: Hi. Can you turn the TV down please.
Me: No.
Sister: Please Alyssa.
Me: Ummm you have to come do it, I can't reach the remote.
Sister: ALYSSA! COME ON! I'm already in bed and I just heard the whole Viagra commercial!
Me: Nnnngh, fine.
Sister: Thank you.
Me: Yeah, viva viagra. *click*
We had a family function today, my grandma's birthday. Their adorable neighbor was over, Ellery, she was 2 and she was SO smart and precious! And she had a cute southern accent and took to calling me "sillyalyssa" because she thought it rhymed. And we ran and jumped in leaves! She said she was going to and said, "RUN LISSA RUN!" because we both had to, I guess lol. IT WAS SO CUTE.
The "Obama hangs out with terrorists" argument obviously had to come up amongst my seriously conservative family, but what the fuck ever. Seriously, my family is so judgmental, I've learned how to handle them and it doesn't even phase me anymore. Hi, I'm Liss' family and I never think for myself, I just do what I've been told to do, I just think what I've been told to think, and I'm so quick to just jump on anyone who, in their BLASPHEMOUS ways, goes against the religious family grain.
I just watched the premiere of S2 of The Starter Wife. It's cute and sth I casually can enjoy. ALSO. I really think there needs to be more ex-spousal relationships on television. Because they make me melt like nothing else (Read: Jake/Lily, Once & Again, especially in "Where There's Smoke". ALLOW ME TO REC THIS SHOW ONCE AGAIN. *RECS*). I don't know if it's because my parents are divorced or what, but I think they're such an interesting, sad but somehow sickly hopeful dynamic and there is SO much to play with.
jenncho. DID you get a new number or something. Did I miss that. I tried to text you and whoever has your phone number now said that I had the wrong number? Anyway. I asked how many seasons of Always Sunny there was. Because remember when, oh, YESTERDAY, I literally said that IASIP was going to by my next show to get caught up on in a TV show cram sesh? YEAH, AS *IF* SHEERLY BY LOVE OF THE FANDOM!GODS, MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND GETS IN THE CAR TODAY AND HANDS HER A BURNED CD THAT SAYS "ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, SEASONS 1 & 2" ON IT. She says, "Aw! YES!!!" Like, hello, I did not know she/they were into it. AND SEASON 3 IS IN HERE TOO ON A DIFF DISC. I DONT EVEN HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT. I AM SO EXCITED. FATE, I TELL YOU.
"Kiss the Girls" is on. I'm only watching it because of Ashley Judd. I feel like the only person in the world who is completely indifferent and sometimes even annoyed by Morgan Freeman. But Ashley is one of those people I feel I could completely go off the deep end with some day. I need to do a post about levels of fangirling and who is in those levels. Because I LOVE her, fucking LOVE her, but I don't "fangirl" her, yet. Maybe I just define that word more seriously than others, lol, idek.
Me: wtf, hello?
Sister: Hi. Can you turn the TV down please.
Me: No.
Sister: Please Alyssa.
Me: Ummm you have to come do it, I can't reach the remote.
Sister: ALYSSA! COME ON! I'm already in bed and I just heard the whole Viagra commercial!
Me: Nnnngh, fine.
Sister: Thank you.
Me: Yeah, viva viagra. *click*
We had a family function today, my grandma's birthday. Their adorable neighbor was over, Ellery, she was 2 and she was SO smart and precious! And she had a cute southern accent and took to calling me "sillyalyssa" because she thought it rhymed. And we ran and jumped in leaves! She said she was going to and said, "RUN LISSA RUN!" because we both had to, I guess lol. IT WAS SO CUTE.
The "Obama hangs out with terrorists" argument obviously had to come up amongst my seriously conservative family, but what the fuck ever. Seriously, my family is so judgmental, I've learned how to handle them and it doesn't even phase me anymore. Hi, I'm Liss' family and I never think for myself, I just do what I've been told to do, I just think what I've been told to think, and I'm so quick to just jump on anyone who, in their BLASPHEMOUS ways, goes against the religious family grain.
I just watched the premiere of S2 of The Starter Wife. It's cute and sth I casually can enjoy. ALSO. I really think there needs to be more ex-spousal relationships on television. Because they make me melt like nothing else (Read: Jake/Lily, Once & Again, especially in "Where There's Smoke". ALLOW ME TO REC THIS SHOW ONCE AGAIN. *RECS*). I don't know if it's because my parents are divorced or what, but I think they're such an interesting, sad but somehow sickly hopeful dynamic and there is SO much to play with.
jenncho. DID you get a new number or something. Did I miss that. I tried to text you and whoever has your phone number now said that I had the wrong number? Anyway. I asked how many seasons of Always Sunny there was. Because remember when, oh, YESTERDAY, I literally said that IASIP was going to by my next show to get caught up on in a TV show cram sesh? YEAH, AS *IF* SHEERLY BY LOVE OF THE FANDOM!GODS, MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND GETS IN THE CAR TODAY AND HANDS HER A BURNED CD THAT SAYS "ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, SEASONS 1 & 2" ON IT. She says, "Aw! YES!!!" Like, hello, I did not know she/they were into it. AND SEASON 3 IS IN HERE TOO ON A DIFF DISC. I DONT EVEN HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT. I AM SO EXCITED. FATE, I TELL YOU.
"Kiss the Girls" is on. I'm only watching it because of Ashley Judd. I feel like the only person in the world who is completely indifferent and sometimes even annoyed by Morgan Freeman. But Ashley is one of those people I feel I could completely go off the deep end with some day. I need to do a post about levels of fangirling and who is in those levels. Because I LOVE her, fucking LOVE her, but I don't "fangirl" her, yet. Maybe I just define that word more seriously than others, lol, idek.