WTF

[lisa_thecat]

Why do people who are embarrassed by words depicting genitalia and sex try to write porn anyway?

The familiar tingling sent a wave of coiling heat into the pit of his stomach. He started to feel the tightening that usually made him slow down, but right now, he wouldn’t even think about slowing down. The meowing sounds started to tickle his throat

Comments

[naked_runner]

This is rather often in such writings, guess some want porn without the porn :P and come up with such ridiculous things. But the meowing... is the story about a human being or a tom cat in heat? I really wonder what she meant with the melting velvet that was gone.

[lisa_thecat]

The meowing in this story is made by a human. Unlike in other stories when it's made by a cat-mutant thing. The melting velvet puzzled me too. Especially since, after reading more, I think what happened was a hand job.

[hannelore_k]

Melting velvet? Wtf is that?

I like when people are able to use analogies and word play to depict sex. It can be - well, sexy. But... a) it can't be done for an extended period of time or it just gets stupid. Maybe this person read too many Harlequin novels? And b) these words don't even make sense!

When I read burst out with a scrambled string of I swear I thought it was gonna end with eggs. And that kind of grossed me out, hahaha.

[coldlikedeath]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[lisa_thecat]

my thoughts exactly!

[lisa_thecat]

Yeah, if the analogies go on and on for many paragraphs and there's nothing concrete to anchor the phrases - why bother? Just write that they had hot sex and move on with the story. It's just pathetic to stumble between words like this.

And scrambled eggs would have made the story worth reading till the end!

[yagahara]

okay, what is that thing? I've read it a couple of times and I don't get any idea what is the autor writing about.

looks like the melting velvet won't let me sleep tonight.

[lisa_thecat]

The attack of the melting velvet! Stay away, kids, it can be deadly! Yep, I can't tell what the melting velvet it either. And I read it a couple of times too, plus the next paragraphs. Nothing there to enlighten us.

[starlite_gone]

lol I like melting velvet... it's a nice touch.

[starlite_gone]

Oh and also that meowing comment threw me off. At first I thought a kitten was in the room. I wonder if they meant mewling?

[lisa_thecat]

A poor kitty left in the room, forced to witness the attack of the melting velvet... I says meow, it must be meow! Very kinky!

[lisa_thecat]

I actually asked myself if it might refer to a tongue. But no, the tongue came several paragraphs later. So...

[caecus_parvulus]

Yes, thank you! I think it's mostly written by shy things who haven't actually experienced sex. They got their vision of sex from porn/erotica writing/comics and can't bring themselves to see it in anything but their ultra-idealized way. Personally, I love a well-placed 'cock'. Take that as you will...

[lisa_thecat]

I don't understand why these shy things insist on writing sex scenes.

Personally, I love a well-placed 'cock'. - hahahaha - brilliant!!!!!!

[caecus_parvulus]

I don't know, either. Sex is fascinating to them, or their fantasy is just so romantic they want it for themselves, but actually communicating or talking about sex is just too embarrassing, even on the internet, where nobody even knows who the hell you are, only what you choose to tell them. They never learned how to talk with these words, so they don't know how to use them.

Why thank you. I aim to please...
and speaking of, mmm that icon of yours is delicious-- if only that robe were open just a bit more...

[lisa_thecat]

One confession here: I lack at sex vocabulary in Romanian. There are terms that sound ewww in Romanian. So I guess I'd have problems writing/talking about it as freely. But I'd never resort to ridiculous metaphors!

*thinks*

I think an English-speaking lover would be so easy for me to entertain...