When a fic is presented as being humor/romance it usually means it's written in first person and the narrator/main character (who, of course, thinks like a 9 year old girl) is a self-centered whiny emo bitch who acts like a complete asshole and keeps talking about all kinds of inconsistent (incontinent) crap, kinda like this: "blah blah bla, I am ( Read more... )

Why do people who are embarrassed by words depicting genitalia and sex try to write porn anyway?

The familiar tingling sent a wave of coiling heat into the pit of his stomach. He started to feel the tightening that usually made him slow down, but right now, he wouldn’t even think about slowing down. The meowing sounds started to tickle his throat ( Read more... )

I'm making an effort to tear myself away from Master And Commander by Mark Arbour in order to rant about gay fiction. I've read a lot of the stuff and I'd like to rant on the topic of gay fiction written by (gay) men and gay fiction written by (most likely straight) women. They're very easy to tell apart. Let's see what we can find in both ( Read more... )

I love browsing A(dult)F(an)F(iction)! I don't have much to read, since the few writers that were worth the time don't seem to bother much lately. But I still go for the summaries. Here's why:

A human mage meets his match in a wild young Sidhe lord Anal, AU/AR, BDSM, Bond, HJ, Language, M/M, OC, Oral, Rim, SoloM, Spank, Toys, Trans, WAFF, WD, WIP

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After reading so many fics where I met things like: "love tunnel", "love juice", "love milk" or even "love muscle", I came to think of "love" as a dirty word.

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"You were a virgin till I got you laid dude, and that was junior year!"

I love slash!

Let's see what we have here: dear old Richard who, 3 years after his wife left him, looks at her good bye note and cries. A very sad story, clearly. A knock on the door. Paul comes in and without much conversation kisses Richard. A miracle happens. Suddenly Richard becomes gay (at the ripe age of 40, without having a clue about it previous to this ( Read more... )

Two hustlers in a cold winter day:

He took a large bite of his burger and ate as if he had never eaten before. It was very rare that the two got McDonalds. Usually they ate whatever their clients were willing to feed them, which was never much.

Is it curteous these days to take your hooker to dinner or something? What do you feed him? Milk and ( Read more... )

Kokyuu's cat, Seija, is very special. He isn't exactly a normal cat. How can Kokyuu deal with a cat who demands constant attention, as well as sex, and won't take no for an answer. R&R M/M,Furs,Slash

- boy! Stop molesting your cat!

Stuck in a new town, Lawrence is dreading his new life. That is, until he meets Phillip, prostitute and aspiring ( Read more... )

I have to share some of the best summaries of original fics I've seen!

She's going into the forest today.

How do you keep a relationship alive when one of you is dead? M/M

There are times when we can't deal with life, some turn to self inflicted wounds to deal with it all. New chapter added, takes place after "a cry for help". Please review. I would ( Read more... )