Hangover with a Mysterious Stranger
Name: Hangover with a Misterious Stranger
Author: lionduchess
Starring: Unsraw (Yuuki, Shou, Madoka, Jin and Tetsu) and The Mysterious Stranger
Genre: crack
Warnings: talking about sex... and it can happen, that you laugh >.<
Disclaimer: I don't own any of those musicians (sad... but true XD)
Summary: UnsraW are waking up with a monster hangover... and than The Mysterious Stranger appears in their living room.
Pairings: Shou x Tetsu, The Mysterious Stranger x ???
Inspiration: lunafair and Nici-chan >.< Please don't kill me.....
The first thing Yuuki noticed was, that he was naked.
He was lying in a bed and his head felt like someone had been misusing it as a drum set. Then he noticed, that he couldn't remember what had happened the night before and why he had gotten so drunk.
The sight that greeted him in the living room wasn't very encouraging. All members of UnsraW, except for Madoka, were sitting around the table, the packet of Aspirin still lying between them. Yuuki staggered towards the kitchenette to get a glass of water. Then he sat down between Shou and Tetsu, gulped the headache medicine and waited for the pain to ease.
Which was kind of pointless.
Suddenly, the door of Madokas bedroom was opened and slammed into the wall. The four musicians groaned in chorus.
Yuuki turned around and couldn't believe his eyes. Coming down the hall, half carrying Madoka, was, thin and beautiful, a woman. Yuuki grimaced.
The woman dragged Madoka on a chair, where he collapsed. She got a glass and prepared an Aspirin for him. Then she grabbed Madoka, pulled him in an upright position and made him drink. After a while, his painstaken features relaxed a little and he he went to sleep right at the table.
The rest of the band was watching silently suffering and trying hard to remember who this woman might be. Her hair was dyed red and she wore some kind of leather party outfit. She had already put on some basic make-up and invested some time in her hairdo.
The woman winked at the four more or less awake men. “Morning, guys! Or should I say good evening?” She looked at the clock over the door. “Maybe good evening is more appropriate.” she decided and beamed at them. And met four very confused stares. She folded her arms across her chest. “O, c'mon, you weren't that drunk!” she complained. Yuuki sighed. “Obviously, we were. At least my head says so, for I can't remember.” he whispered. Murmured agreement confirmed him. None of them could remember yesterday. Or that woman. Who laughed and started to make breakfast. All non-sleeping members of UnsraW flinched at the rattle of the plates.
His thinking limited by the tearing pain in his head, Jin leaned over the table to stare at Madoka. “He hooked up with...?” He couldn't remember the word, but everyone seemed to understand him. The woman giggled. She took two plates of sandwiches and placed them in front of Jin and Tetsu. Then she kissed Jin on the cheek. “Not just him...” she whispered. This time, Yuuki was fastest with thinking. “You had sex with...?” The woman grinned and shook her head. She placed two plates in front of Yuuki and Shou, before sitting down with her own heap of sandwiches. “All of you had.” she said (and it sounded as if she had enjoyed it very much). Fascinated, she witnessed how four jrockers lost all their strength and dropped into their breakfasts.
Slightly embarrassed, UnsraW (except for Madoka, who was still sleeping) freed their faces of salad, cheese and butter. Shou went to the bathroom to wash the quark out of his hair. When he returned, the woman had finally stopped laughing. Tetsu was desperately trying to get some sense into the whole affair. “You... me... we... what?!?” The woman nodded and, now obviously understanding the full amount of their hangover, explained everything in simpler words. “First you, after you fell asleep, both of you, but when you started... ignoring me,” Shou and Tetsu managed to blush, “you, and when you fell asleep, I went to Maa-kun, but he was already too drunk to manage anything.”
Madoka just snored innocently.
An uncomfortable silence spread in the living room.
Yuuki tried to remember who that woman was, but with a headache like that, he just came to the conclusion that she looked somehow familiar.
The woman had finished her breakfast and pulled a mobile phone out of her pocket, dialed a number she seemed to know by heart and waited for the call to be answered.
“Hey Ruki, it's Uruha.” Short silence. “Yes, I did, no, I won't tell you. Can you pick me up?”
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