Underpants or How Not To Eat Your Keyboard
Name: Underpants or How Not To Eat Your Keyboard
Author: lion_cave
Chapters: Oneshot
Starring: Lin (Mizuki, Riku, Kisaki, Kanata and Reiya), Tatsuro and Kyo
Pairing: No real pairing o.o
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: My humor and not-well written, invisible plot
Disclaimer: I don't own Lin, Mucc or Dir en grey
Claimer: The story is mine, and mine alone.
Summary: A usual morning in the villa of Lin (-end of corruption world-) after a sleepless night. Reiya is searching something important, Kisaki didn't sleep at all and Mizuki is mad.
Another Monday morning tries successfully to climb over the dreary grey of the night and soaks the distant forest in a washed-out pink. Already, the first weak sun beams reach the huge villa inhabited by all five members of Lin. It is early and everyone is sound asleep. Almost. Not for long, though, because anytime now, Riku's desperate cry is going to shatter the thick, sleepy silence.
Three... two... one...
“MIZUKI! STOP EATING MY KEYBOARD!”
Not able to sleep again after this earsplitting scream, Kanata tried to find his way to the kitchen without opening his eyes too wide. He somehow managed to get down the hallway, find the coffee machine and pour himself a mug of the promising hot liquid. He had just crumbled onto a chair when Reiya slammed the door against the wall, cursing under his breath. Kanata needed a moment to realize that the drummer was apparently coming out of his shower and, hair still damp, was wearing no more than a huge towel loosely slung around his hip. An astonishingly pink towel with remarkably yellow flowers on it. Kanata blushed and looked into his coffee.
“Have you stolen my clean underpants? I can't find them anywhere.” the drummer asked.
“Do I look like an underpants thief?” Kanata mumbled. “I don't think so. Bother someone else.”
Reiya crossed his arms across his chest, but walked out of the kitchen without another comment, clandestinely securing his towel.
The drummer had barely left the kitchen, when Kisaki entered and, looking like he hadn't slept all night and didn't regret it, sat down at the table, facing Kanata. Kanata scowled at the bassist. “Just why have you made your stereo blast kpop all night long? I couldn't sleep.” he complained grumpily and sipped at his coffee. Kisaki smiled his I-am-hiding-something-important-from-you-and-I-absolutely-enjoy-it-because-I-did-something-forbidden-smile and, suspicious enough, didn't say a word.
“Kisa-?”
“KISAKI!” Reiya interrupted angrily, standing in the kitchen door again, one hand on his pink towel. “Could you please explain, why you have Tatsuro in your wardrobe? And why is he tied up with my clean underpants? And what did you do to him that he tried to bite off my fingers when he was gagged with... uhm...”
Kisaki's smile froze. He turned around slowly and stared at Reiya. “What were you doing in my bedroom?”
“Searching my clean underpants.”
“And why in MY bedroom?”
“Because it looked extremely unsuspicious and innocent.”
Kisaki frowned. “That is a really stupid reason.”
“But I was right, you did steal my underpants.”
Kanata cleared his throat. “If I haven't misunderstood everything at a horrible degree, there is a tied up and gagged Tatsuro in Kisaki's wardrobe-”
“Who is getting aggressive at minimal provocation-” Reiya added.
“And it would be nice to untie him. In my opinion.”
Reiya opened his mouth to answer, when Riku and Mizuki entered the kitchen, both looking distressed. Kisaki took the opportunity to change the subject. “What's up with you? You look horrible!”
Riku snorted. “You were blasting kpop so loud Mizuki couldn't sleep, so I let him borrow my computer.” he explained. “He was chatting with Kyo and gave him some feedback on his fanfic. And Kyo couldn't handle it at all and started capslocking at Mizuki. It was driving poor Mizuki insane. He gnawed on my keyboard! Now I need a new keyboard!”
“O shit.” Kisaki commented.
“Yes!”
“And he's still mad at Kyo?”
“Yes!”
“Do you know what he's planning?”
“I don't think he's planning anything.”
Mizuki grinned.
“He IS planning something.” Kisaki concluded.
“Yes!”
“Something mean.”
“Yes!”
“Could maybe someone go to Kisaki's room and free that poor vocalist-thingie Tatsuro?” Kanata asked.
“Yes! I mean, Tatsuro? From Mucc?” Riku wanted to know.
Kanata nodded. “Kisaki is keeping him in his wardrobe.”
“So that was why he tortured us with his insanely loud kpop?”
Kanata shrugged. “Maybe.”
“He's getting aggressive if touched.” Reiya remarked.
Mizuki looked up, interested. “Kicking and biting and hitting?”
Reiya nodded.
“I'm driving him home.” Mizuki stood up and was out of the kitchen before any of the other men could react.
Kisaki frowned. “Do you think it is wise to leave Tatsuro with Mizuki?”
The whole band shook their heads.
“No!”
Mizuki somehow managed to untie Tatsuro and get him into the car without touching him. Tatsuro really looked dangerous with his savage grin and empty eyes. He made a curious sound when he noticed that Mizuki was not driving him home, but the car already stopped in Kyo's driveway.
Mizuki hushed Tatsuro out of the car and positioned him in front of the door.
He rang the bell.
Kyo, wearing a bathrobe, opened and stared. He seemed confused.
But Mizuki knew how mean Kyo could become.
He pushed Tatsuro into Kyo and enjoyed the showdown.
Author: lion_cave
Chapters: Oneshot
Starring: Lin (Mizuki, Riku, Kisaki, Kanata and Reiya), Tatsuro and Kyo
Pairing: No real pairing o.o
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: My humor and not-well written, invisible plot
Disclaimer: I don't own Lin, Mucc or Dir en grey
Claimer: The story is mine, and mine alone.
Summary: A usual morning in the villa of Lin (-end of corruption world-) after a sleepless night. Reiya is searching something important, Kisaki didn't sleep at all and Mizuki is mad.
Another Monday morning tries successfully to climb over the dreary grey of the night and soaks the distant forest in a washed-out pink. Already, the first weak sun beams reach the huge villa inhabited by all five members of Lin. It is early and everyone is sound asleep. Almost. Not for long, though, because anytime now, Riku's desperate cry is going to shatter the thick, sleepy silence.
Three... two... one...
“MIZUKI! STOP EATING MY KEYBOARD!”
Not able to sleep again after this earsplitting scream, Kanata tried to find his way to the kitchen without opening his eyes too wide. He somehow managed to get down the hallway, find the coffee machine and pour himself a mug of the promising hot liquid. He had just crumbled onto a chair when Reiya slammed the door against the wall, cursing under his breath. Kanata needed a moment to realize that the drummer was apparently coming out of his shower and, hair still damp, was wearing no more than a huge towel loosely slung around his hip. An astonishingly pink towel with remarkably yellow flowers on it. Kanata blushed and looked into his coffee.
“Have you stolen my clean underpants? I can't find them anywhere.” the drummer asked.
“Do I look like an underpants thief?” Kanata mumbled. “I don't think so. Bother someone else.”
Reiya crossed his arms across his chest, but walked out of the kitchen without another comment, clandestinely securing his towel.
The drummer had barely left the kitchen, when Kisaki entered and, looking like he hadn't slept all night and didn't regret it, sat down at the table, facing Kanata. Kanata scowled at the bassist. “Just why have you made your stereo blast kpop all night long? I couldn't sleep.” he complained grumpily and sipped at his coffee. Kisaki smiled his I-am-hiding-something-important-from-you-and-I-absolutely-enjoy-it-because-I-did-something-forbidden-smile and, suspicious enough, didn't say a word.
“Kisa-?”
“KISAKI!” Reiya interrupted angrily, standing in the kitchen door again, one hand on his pink towel. “Could you please explain, why you have Tatsuro in your wardrobe? And why is he tied up with my clean underpants? And what did you do to him that he tried to bite off my fingers when he was gagged with... uhm...”
Kisaki's smile froze. He turned around slowly and stared at Reiya. “What were you doing in my bedroom?”
“Searching my clean underpants.”
“And why in MY bedroom?”
“Because it looked extremely unsuspicious and innocent.”
Kisaki frowned. “That is a really stupid reason.”
“But I was right, you did steal my underpants.”
Kanata cleared his throat. “If I haven't misunderstood everything at a horrible degree, there is a tied up and gagged Tatsuro in Kisaki's wardrobe-”
“Who is getting aggressive at minimal provocation-” Reiya added.
“And it would be nice to untie him. In my opinion.”
Reiya opened his mouth to answer, when Riku and Mizuki entered the kitchen, both looking distressed. Kisaki took the opportunity to change the subject. “What's up with you? You look horrible!”
Riku snorted. “You were blasting kpop so loud Mizuki couldn't sleep, so I let him borrow my computer.” he explained. “He was chatting with Kyo and gave him some feedback on his fanfic. And Kyo couldn't handle it at all and started capslocking at Mizuki. It was driving poor Mizuki insane. He gnawed on my keyboard! Now I need a new keyboard!”
“O shit.” Kisaki commented.
“Yes!”
“And he's still mad at Kyo?”
“Yes!”
“Do you know what he's planning?”
“I don't think he's planning anything.”
Mizuki grinned.
“He IS planning something.” Kisaki concluded.
“Yes!”
“Something mean.”
“Yes!”
“Could maybe someone go to Kisaki's room and free that poor vocalist-thingie Tatsuro?” Kanata asked.
“Yes! I mean, Tatsuro? From Mucc?” Riku wanted to know.
Kanata nodded. “Kisaki is keeping him in his wardrobe.”
“So that was why he tortured us with his insanely loud kpop?”
Kanata shrugged. “Maybe.”
“He's getting aggressive if touched.” Reiya remarked.
Mizuki looked up, interested. “Kicking and biting and hitting?”
Reiya nodded.
“I'm driving him home.” Mizuki stood up and was out of the kitchen before any of the other men could react.
Kisaki frowned. “Do you think it is wise to leave Tatsuro with Mizuki?”
The whole band shook their heads.
“No!”
Mizuki somehow managed to untie Tatsuro and get him into the car without touching him. Tatsuro really looked dangerous with his savage grin and empty eyes. He made a curious sound when he noticed that Mizuki was not driving him home, but the car already stopped in Kyo's driveway.
Mizuki hushed Tatsuro out of the car and positioned him in front of the door.
He rang the bell.
Kyo, wearing a bathrobe, opened and stared. He seemed confused.
But Mizuki knew how mean Kyo could become.
He pushed Tatsuro into Kyo and enjoyed the showdown.