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YOU GUYS
The key to driving in Seattle without triggering your jawline acne or
stress-induced eczema
I just figured it out: GO AHEAD AND DRIVE LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY DRIVING LIKE AN ASSHOLE. AND THEN BAM
YOU'RE GOLDEN
WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS SOONER -
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I got sucked into Lord of the Rings Online. No regrets.
Come find me at my primary server, Landroval, as Lokabrenna! :3 -
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we got home from the hospital last night
today was probably the hottest day of the year in my neck of the woods
will update with all the details when i've had real sleep and start giving a fuck again
(you don't want to know how many hours of sleep i've managed to grab this week. hint: it's less than twenty and greater than ten.) -
In this episode of "for the love of the gods what the fuck is my life"
I hadn't heard from Eric all day. He went out on a hike with his hiking ( Read more... ) -
there is a kitten cuddling my butt - i shall call him 'cuddlebutt'
First official day of unemployment - my last day was on a Thursday which traditionally is my Friday, so it didn't feel like anything had changed until this morning.
It was awesome for all about two hours. Not having to clean up any poop? Awesome! Forever not having to deal with some whiny, wealthy bro's privilege and entitlement? Someone break out ( Read more... ) -
next week is going to feel so weird
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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drunk pizza siopao
Hi you guys! I'm drunk and on my second dirty martini! You don't even want to hear about my work day :D
In lieu of the usual drunk whining and nonsense, I present to you a very drunk Your Mileage May Vary: Kitchen Edition recipe!
I don't know about you guys, but I'm poor and I like pizza! I also like cooking and figuring out how to make my favorite ( Read more... ) -
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4 more days, according to the widget on my phone ( Read more... )
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