Lost Weekend

[lilmissnever]

You don't want to know about my weekend. You have absolutely no interest in the carefully reconstructed timeline of Groundhog Day or late-night sushi or trying to clean the filthy, filthy kitchen floor mats in my Concrete Bunker, the porn at Agent Provocateur, my epic grouchiness at having missed aerials class, or what I think of Amy Chua's Day of

Comments

[rivetpepsquad]

Thank you for documenting this horror. Liz and Lauren claimed to be blinded by this phenomenon, necessitating using me as a Seeing Eye Jess, and haven't even given me the details about their trauma! Jerks.

[fightingwords]

I'm trying to repress it, and you're all making that very difficult.

[rivetpepsquad]

YOU NEED TO WORK THROUGH THIS MATERIAL TO ACHIEVE CATHARSIS AND HENCE HEAL THE WOUND PLZ

Which means telling Dr. RPS about The Bad Man!

[fightingwords]

NAKED GUY WITH A NOSE HARNESS

dancing badly.

led around on a leash? by a his domme.

who seemed to keep leading him into other women.

*cries*

[trapecia]

Ye gods, that is WRONG. Eeew is right. I hope he gets the hell out of your Cheers in the future. Grrr...

In other news, tomorrow night we are doing a "showing" for our fabric class. I will be doing my entire solo with the fabric split into 2 pieces. That's my attempt at a "theme" for my piece. Double knee climb into Marina salto thingy into angel drop and then dismount. Phew. Three minutes of exertion, baby.

Then I will tie a knot in the bottom of it and play on it like a sling. Oh, my sweet sweet perches how I love thee!

Yes, I will have it video taped. And even perhaps post it to YouTube if it's worthy.

[lilmissnever]

I would very much like to see this thing. The tissu piece that we are working on in my aerials class is grueling. I will attempt to describe it in spite of the vexing lack of standardized language: climb, uneven double footlock, candy cane, twist out of candy cane, drop one of the foot locks, obi wrap, scorpion, coffin, come down from coffin and unwrap, knee climb to hip lock, swing, drop backwards into a double knee hang, then a single knee hang, reach up and somehow get all of that fabric off of my knee -- done!

By the time I've done this a couple of times, I usually can't feel my forearms.

[netik]

climb, uneven double footlock, candy cane, twist out of candy cane, drop one of the foot locks, obi wrap, scorpion, coffin, come down from coffin and unwrap, knee climb to hip lock, swing, drop backwards into a double knee hang...

I now know exactly how people feel when I rant on and on about computers and they know nothing about computers. ow. brainz.

[ilcylic]

It's like when S. revenges herself upon me by speaking in Pharmaceese.

[headhouse]

Note to self: when this LJ says scroll down, scroll down.

[perligata]

Did this guy happen to have long blond hair? I wasn't there, but y'know, at the last MEAT vs. DG there was a guy dancing around shirtless in leather pants, and he kept grabbing his nostrils and pulling them up in a sort of ad-hoc pigface. He also kept fondling and pulling on his (pierced) nipples. The whole time I watched (in horror) I kept hearing this voice in my head that said: But mommy, I wanna play on suspension hooks tooooo! Pull my nipple!

If your penis man is not the same as my pigface man, I think we have got a serious problem on our hands. (Figurative hands! 'Cause like: Ew!)

[elusis]

That man's girlfriend hit on both me and dali_drama, trying to entice us into threesomes. FAIL.

[fightingwords]

same guy.

[perligata]

I wonder if it worked on anyone? OINK!

[mid_night_glory]

I saw this warped-face man for a tiny split second at the downstairs bar (pre-penis showing, I think...), completely repressed the sight instantly, and forgot about it until I read your post.
Yippe for denial and instant repression. They made NWC quite fun for me.